Can't Sleep? I know the common cure is to count sheep, but one night, try counting sexual partners. For some it might be a lot harder than they think...guaranteed you will forget some because you've likely blocked their memory to begin with.
If you find yourself still wide awake upon completion...congratulation, your not a slut, and can opt for a glass of warm milk or the boring, tedious task of sheep counting.
Perhaps for others they will never quite complete the puzzle of their "number" but at least they can still have some fun upon the pursuit of rest.
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