PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL THE SAME STORIES.
YOU WILL START TO NOTICE IT WHEN YOU HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE A LOT. YOU'LL THINK TO YOURSELF: "I'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE", AND YOU HAVE, BUT
EVEN IF YOU SAY, "YEAH I ALREADY KNOW", YOU ALSO KNOW YOU WILL HAVE TO SIT BACK AND RE-LISTEN.
PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL THE SAME STORIES.
THEY TELL THE STORIES THAT MAKE
THEM FEEL AND LOOK GOOD. THEY TELL THE FUNNY TALES OR THE "WAY TO GO BRO" TREASURES. THESE ARE THE EPISODES OF SELF-VICTORY WHICH GET REPEATED.
THE STORIES THAT WE LOVE TO TELL AND EXCEPT THAT OTHER PEOPLE
WILL LOVE TO HEAR THEM.
PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL THE SAME STORIES BECAUSE THE WRITTEN REALITIES THAT EXIST BETWEEN THE LINES OF THESE STORIES ARE RAZOR DEEP, EARTH-SHATTERING, SUCH UN-EXPLAINABLE TYPES OF STORIES THAT THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THEM, OTHER THAN PRAISE.THEY ARE MERELY OUR WAY OF SELF EXERCISING THE MOMENTS THAT WE GOT TO SHINE.
PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL THE SAME STORIES, AND IN THE SILENCE OF QUIETLY LISTENING, YOU CAN ALMOST IMAGINE WHAT THE SPEAKER IS NOT DIRECTING SAYING IN THIS MOMENT, AND HOW IT IS MEANT TO BE INTENDED - BUT STILL IT ALL JUST REMAINS A FLOATING QUESTION.
A QUESTION THAT IS ANSWERED BY THE INDIVIDUAL WHO WILL LOVE TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF. OR THE INDIVIDUAL WHO WILL HATE IT.
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO FILL THESE ROLES, BUT WHATEVER COMES IN SPITE OF THEM, THERE IS THIS PLACE FOR YOU, THE PERSON BEHIND THE STORY, WHO CAN GO NSIDE THE REALITY OF "THE STORY" AND FIND WHO IS LEFT TO WANT.
AND ARE YOU WANTED FOR A REASON? ARE YOU A PROP IN
SOMEONE'S ELSE'S BIG PLAY?
WHAT IS FOOLISH ABOUT YOUR SIGN?
DO YOU ACT THE FOOL?
IT IS IMPORTANT TO TELL THOSE SELF-LOVING, REPETITIVE STORIES, BUT IT ALSO VALUABLE TO KNOW WHERE YOU TEND TO GET CAUGHT IN YOUR OWN DEMISE.
READ Me, Me, Me, + Love and Astrology TO SEE HOW YOUR STAR REACTS UNDER THE PRESSURE OF LOVE. IF YOU ARE BORN WITH TEN DAYS OF THE NEXT SIGN READ BOTHI AND FOLLOW WYB ON TWITTER
ARIES
(MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
ARIES WILL BE THE WORST WHEN THEY ARE ANGRY. THEY ARE USED TO GETTING THEIR WAY. IF THEIR LOVER IS BEING SELFISH, ARIES WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STAND FOR IT, BUT THEY WILL SUFFER ON HOW TO COMMUNICATE ABOUT IT PROPERLY. ARIES WILL INTERNALLY SURPRESS THEIR HOPES THAT THINGS WILL CHANCE IN TIME. PATIENCE WEARS THIN AND FAST HERE. YOU NEED TO MASSAGE THE ARIES WITH SWEETNESS. IF YOU DON'T TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO "THINK ABOUT THE ARIES" THEY WILL NOTICE. THE ARIES IS KEEPING TALLIES ON YOUR BEHAVIOUR. ARIES IS ALWAYS SEEING THE PROS AND CONS TO A SITUATIONS, WHICH IS WHY THEY WILL KNOW NOT ONLY HOW ONE MEASURE UP BUT HOW ONE MEASURES UP IN COMPARISON TO THEM. ARIES WILL GET MAD BEFORE THEY GET SAD, WHICHS MAKES IT HARD FOR ARIES TO COMMUNICATE THEIR INNER EMOTIONAL SIDE. ARIES GETS FRUSTRATED BY THE IDEA THAT THEY MAY HAVE TO FEEL OCCASIONAL, UNWANTED EMOTIONAL LIFE PERIODS. ARIES WILL BE SO CAREER-DRIVE THAT IT WILL IRK THEM IF THEY FEEL LIKE THEIR MATE DOES NOT ADD UP TO THEIR LEVEL OF ECONOMIC GREATNESS. ARIES WANTS A GOAL (AT ALL TIMES). THEY DO NOT WANT RELATIONSHIP STRESS--JUST HOT, FUCK-ME-IN-AN-ELEVATOR SEX. AN EXPLOSION (ANGER) MAY OCCUR FOR THE ARIES WHEN THEY ARE TESTED OR FEEING LIKE THEY ARE "LOSING" AT LIFE. ARIES WILL PUT EVERYTHING EMOTIONAL ON THE BACK BURNER. THEY WILL EMBRACE EVERY DISTRACTIBLE OPPORTUNITY FOR ADVENTURE. ARIES WILL RELISH IN THE SUPERFICIAL AND THE PROSPECT OF "NEW SOLUTIONS" WHEN TIMES GET TESTING AND DAUNTING. ARIES HATES CONFRONTATION, ESPECIALLY OF AN EMOTIONAL KIND OR OF A NATURE WHERE THE ARIES IS LEFT TO FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE THINGS TO IMPROVE ON.
LEO
(JULY 23 -AUGUST 22)
LEO IS SIMILAR TO ARIES IN THEIR NEED TO FEEL IMPORTANT. LEO LIKES TO COME FIRST IN A LOVE RELATIONSHIP. LEO IS GIVING, BUT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A MANDATORY FOCUS ON HOW EXCEPTIONAL LEO IS. LEO IS USED TO HAVING A STRONG FOLLOWING OR FANFARE, AND THEY WILL TAKE IT BECAUSE A LEO WILL HAVE A HARD TIME TURNING DOWN A FAN. EVEN FOR THE COY, QUIER LEO TYPE, OFTEN THE LION IS NEVER REALY ALONE. UNLESS OF COURSE THE LION IS BUSY WATCHING MOVIES (ALONE), BUT WITH THE RIGHT PERSON, A CUDDLE IN CONJUNCTION WITH THIS VIEWING IS MUCH MORE PREFERRED FOR THE LEO LOVER. LEO WOMEN GENERALLY LOVE STRONG AND DEVOTED. THERE WILL BE NO ONE ELSE TO NOTICE BUT HER. REMEMBER THIS. THEY WILL MAKE LIFE CHANGES IN ORDER TO ACCUSTOM THE NEEDS OF THEIR LOVER, ESPECIALLY IF THESE CHANGES HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH POWER, PRESTIGE OR MONEY. LEO LADY WON'T MIND BECAUSE AS AN EXTENSION OF HER MAN, SHE WILL GET TO FEEL POWERFUL TOO. LEO MEN, HOWEVER EXPECT THEIR LOVED ONE TO BOW DOWN TO THEIR NEEDS. LEO WILL BE IN LOVE, AND THEY WILL BE A GREAT PARTNERS, BUT THEY STILL NEED TO KNOW THAT THERE IS A LINE OUTSIDE WAITING TO TAKE THEIR HAND -- JUST IN CASE THEY ARE SUDDENLY BACK ON THE MARKET, WHICH HAPPENS HERE. BEING SUDDENLY BACK ON THE MARKET IS NOT NEW TO THE LION. DESPITE THE USUAL LONG-TERM LOVE THAT OCCURS HERE, THE LEO WILL ALSO HAVE MANY DRAMATIC LOVE AFFAIRS IN THEIR PORTFOLIO. BOTH SEXES IN THIS SIGN NEED TO KNOW THAT THEY "STIL GOT IT" EVEN IF THEY ALREADY GOT SOMETHING/SOMEONE ON THE GO. IT'S JUST THE LEO MANTRA: LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME. LEO WILL BE FRUSTRATED WHEN SOMEONE IS NOT THERE TO COMFORT THEIR WILDLY TANGLED EMOTIONS, BUT ALSO WHEN THERE IS NOT SOMEONE THERE TO CHEERLEAD THEM BACK TOWARDS FEELING LIKE A BILLION BUCKS. THE LION WILL KEEP ROARING UNTIL THEY ARE HEARD, OR THEY WILL KEEP SULKING UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER IGNORE THEM. WHEN THEY NEED SOMETHING THEY WILL NEED IT DRAMATICALLY, INTENSELY AND PASSIONATELY. LEO WANTS TO FEEL SPECIAL, COLOSSAL, LARGER-THAN-LIFE. IN ALL HONESTLY, MOST LEOS ARE EXACTLY THAT --AMAZING, GOLDEN, LOVELY CREATURES. THEY KNOW THIS THOUGH, AND WILL NOT SETTLE FOR PLAYING THE FOOL TO ANYONE--WELL AT LEAST NOT FOR TOO LONG. THEY MIGHT KEEP ALL THE CHIPS FROM THEIR WINNINGS, BUT AGAIN, IF THEY LIKE YOU, THEY ARE GENEROUS PEOPLE, AND THEY WILL SHARE. LEO COULD KEEP PLAYING YOU UNTIL YOU PUT THEM FIRST, BUT ONCE YOU DO THIS IF THE LEO DID NOT REALLY LOVE YOU FROM THE START, THEY WON'T STICK AROUND. THEY WILL GET WHAT THEY NEEDED (AND EXPECTED) VALIDATION AND BE OUT THE DOOR. LEO WILL BE A BRAT SOMETIMES. THEY WILL GO AFTER SOMETHING CHALLENGING OR FORBIDDEN AND WILL GET IT -- JUST TO SAY THAT THEY DID. LEO WILL NEED TO BE CONSTANTLY CHALLENGED AND ENCOURAGED ON A DAILY BASIS IN ORDER TO PURSUE ALL THAT IS AT THEIR FEET. THEY WANT TO COMPLETE THEIR PERSONAL WISH LIST. NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO THOUGH, LEO WILL WANT TO BE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT -- AND THEY WILL BE, EVEN IF THEY (IN SOME CASES) ACT MODEST ABOUIT IT...SURE?
SAGITTARIUS
(NOVEMBER 22-DECEMBER 21)
SAGITTARIUS WILL PLAY THE FOOL WHEN THEY ARE TOO AFRIAD TO FACE THE MUSIC OF INVESTING IN A SITUATION WHERE EMOTIONS ARE INVOLVED OR THEY COULD GET HURT. STOP PROTECTING YOUR HEART FROM EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE. YOU WILL PLAY IN THE WOODS, BUT YOU WILL NOT PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS, WHY IS THIS? THE SAG WOULD RATHER PROTECT THEIR IMAGE (WHICH WILL BE WELL PRESENTED EVEN IF "TACKY" OR "DIFFERENT") THAN DISCLOSE ANYTHING THAT COULD BE HELD AGAINST THEM LATER. NO SECRETS ARE EASILY SHARED HERE. SAGITTARIUS IS AN EXCELLENT GAMER AND FEELS THAT THE LESS YOU REVEAL, THE BETTER. IF THEY ARE WINNING THE ROUND FOR YOUR HEART, THEY WON'T KEEP PLACING BETS. MEANING THAT IF GETTING YOU IS PRESENTED AS A GAMBLE OF SOME KIND, SAG MIGHT BITE. THEIR PRIVACY IS VERY IMPORTANT TO THEM, WHICH IS WHY THEY COMPETE SO WELL BY NATURE. SAGITTARIUS IS ALL ABOUT 'TAKING YOU OUT' LATER, AND I DONT MEAN ON A DATE, I MEAN LITERALLY TAKING YOU STRAIGHT OUT OF THE RUNNING. SAG IS SET ON CLAIMING FIRST PLACE IN ANY COMPETITION. SAG CAME TO WIN, WHICH MAKES IT HARD IN THEIR DATING LIFE. SAGITTARIUS' ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE BEST PERSON TO PLAY NEXT TO. IT IS ALMOST AS IF THEY WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE SOOO GOOD THAT THEY HAVE TO USE A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE REAL FAULT ON THEM.THE SAG WILL ALWAYS SEE ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT IN ANYONE BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO ENHANCE THEIR OWN LIFE GAME. THEY CAN NOT HELP BUT ORGANIZE YOUR STRENGTHS AND GOOD MOMENTS AGAINST YOUR SHITTER ONES. THEY CAN NOT HELP IT, SOMETIMES THEY ARE JUST A BIT TOO ANAL ABOUT THINGS, THEY MEAN WELL, BUT THEY HAVE TO STOP GIVING SELF-IMPROVEMENT ADVICE TO OTHERS. THEY WANT THE BEST FOR THEMSELVES AND THEREFORE WANT THE BEST FOR THE PEOPE THAT THEY LOVE, HOWEVER, SAGITTARIUS DOES NOT ALWAYS REALIZE THAT THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE USUALLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT THEIR ADVISORY TWO CENTS. AT LEAST, NOT ALL THE THE TIME. CALM DOWN FIREY ONE. REMEMBER, YOU ARE MOST LOVEABLE WHEN YOU ARE FREE AND IN A PLACE TO HAVE FUN. JUST TRY NOT TO GAMBLE TOO MUCH.
CAPRICORN
(DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 19)
CAPRICORN GETS FICKLE WHEN THINGS DON'T GO ACCORDING TO PLAN. LOVE IS SUPPOSE TO FIT LIKE A GLOVE HERE,WHICH IS WHY THE CAPRICORN WILL MAKE THE RIGHT CHANGES TO ENSURE THAT THEIR LOVER FITS UPON THEM
JUST RIGHT AND WONDERFULLY -- DOESN'T IT JUST LOOK PERFECT?. A CAPRICORN IS REALLY STUBBORN ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS AND OFTEN WILL NOT BACK DOWN WHEN THEY FEEL THAT THEY DESERVE AN APOLOGY OR AN OK "YOU WERE RIGHT."SOMETIMES, WHEN IT COMES TO "SORRY", CAPRICORN WILLL BE TOO PROUD OR TOO POMPOUS TO EVEN REQUIRE ONE -- THEY KNOW YOU ARE WRONG. THEY MIGHT EVEN FIND IT ENDEARING. THEY ALSO KNOW HOW TO HOLD IT TOGETHER FOR THE MOST PART, BUT THEY WILL BLOW YOUR MIND WHEN THEIR BOUNDARIES BECOMES OVER-TESTED. CAPRICORN MIGHT PRETEND TO BE COY, THEY MIGHT EVEN PRTEND LIKE THEY CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, AND SURE THEY JUST MIGHT, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, THE CAPRICORN IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL. YOU ARE A PART OF THE CAPRICORN EMPIRE, DEAL WITH IT. CAPRICORN WILL HAVE THE LAST WORD, AND OFTEN CAPRICORNS WILL FIND EACH OTHER. YOU WOULD THINK THIS COULD MEAN TOO MUCH OF A TWO-WAY STRUGGLE FOR THE FINAL SAY? YET IN REALITY, THE CAPRICORNS WILL SHARE A UNION OF SPECIALITY, ONE WILL CONTROL AN AREA THAT THE OTHER IS NOT AS GREAT AT. THE CAPRICORN IS LIKELY TO LOSE MATES EASILY WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR CAREER OR DESIRES TO SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE. CAPRICORN IS VERY UNLIKELY TO DATE SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT ALL OR WHO CAN GIVE THEM IT ALL IN SOME SENSE -- THIS CAN EASILY MEAN, MAKING THEM LOOK GOOD WHEN THEY WALK INTO A ROOM. CAPRICORN WILL NOT SACRIFICE THEIR PROFESSION OR NEED FOR SUCCESS FOR JUST ANYONE. THEY NEED A PARTER WHO GETS THAT, SUPPORTS IT AND PERHAPS WANTS IT JUST AS BAD AS THEY DO. WORK IS IMPORTANT. IF THE OPPOSITE PRESENTS, IF YOU LOVE CAPRICORN'S HARD WORKING WAYS BUT YOU'D RATHER BE CHILLING AT HOME, PERFORMING CASUALLY OR TAKING UP MAKEUP ARTISTRY PART-TIME--DON'T WORRY. CAPRICORN WILL GET OFF ON YOUR ECONOMIC SUBORDINATION AND THEIR OVERBEARING, DOMINANT, ECONOMIC POWER FORCE--JUST AS LONG AS YOU MAKE UP FOR THIS BY BEING VERY SELF-LESS IN THE BEDROOM. OR AT LEAST ARE RIGHT ON TIME WITH THE CAPRICORN'S BEDTIME NEEDS. DON'T MAKE THEM WAIT, NOT WITH DINNER AND NOT WITH SEX.THEY HAVE A HARD DAY AT WORK THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS KISS IT BETTER.
TAURUS
(APRIL 20-MAY 20)
WE'VE HEARD IT ONCE, WE'VE HEARD IT 1000 TIMES, THIS BLOG HAS ALWAYS USED BULL CHRIS BROWN AS A SOURCE FOR A TAURUS LOVE SITUATION GONE BAD. THE BULL CAN BE EXACTLY LIKE CHRIS BROWN, A PSYCHO IN A ROOM FULL OF GLASS THAT NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED. THEY CAN BE PRONE TO BREAKING THINGS, PEOPLE AND, HEARTS AND BONES. WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR OWN HEART, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. THEY ARE A SUCKER FOR A LOVE THAT THEY CAN TRUST AND RELY ON. THE BULL WILL WORK HARD TO CONTROL EVERY ELEMENT OF THEIR LOVER. SOMETIMES THIS DEVOTION COMES ON TOO STRONG AND ENFORCES TOO MUCH AUTHORITY TOO QUICKLY. PEOPLE CAN SCARE AWAY FROM THE BULL'S INSTINCTIVE NEED TO MAKE CLAIMS, BUT TAURUS WILL STILL WAIT AND STICK BY THEIR LOVER--NO MATTER WHAT. THE DEVOTION OF THE BULL IS EQUAL TO THE WEAKNESS OF THE FORGIVING FISH ( PISCES RHI RHI WHO TOOK THE BULL BACK) BECAUSE THE BULL LOVES ENOUGH TO TAKE BACK SOMEONE THEY HAVE HURT SO BADLY, SHAMEFULLY AND PUBLICLY. THE BULL IS NOT AFRAID TO OPENLY DRAG THEIR NAME IN THE MUD FOR THE SAKE OF LOVE. BULLS WHO LOVE LIKE CHRIS BREEZY, DON'T LET ANYTHING STAND IN THE WAY OF THEIR HEART'S COMMITMENT. IN BROWN'S CASE, "THE HEART HAS A BRAIN" AND WHAT THE HEART WANTS, THE HEART USUALLY GETS. TAURUS WILL LET NOTHING GET IN THE WAY OF THEIR HEART'S DESIRE. THE BULL WILL GET WHAT THEY ARE AFTER. I KNOW A TAURUS WHO WAITED AROUND FOR HER LOVER TO GET A CLUE FOR YEARS, AND NOW, AFTER MUCH TIME, THEY ARE FINALLY HAPPILY TOGETHER. THIS IS BECAUSE TAURUS GETS WHAT TAURUS WANTS, AND WHEN THEY REALLY HAVE THEIR DESIGNS SET ON A CERTAIN PERSON, THEY ARE CAPABLE OF MAKING THIS HAPPEN (OVER TIME). ON THE CONTRARY, THE TIME THAT THE BULL INVESTS IN WAITING FOR THEIR DESIRED MATE SOMETIMES GOES WASTED OR GOES ON FOR FAR TOO LONG. TAURUS WILL MAKE THE MISTAKE OF WAITING ON THAT PERSON WHO WAS NEVER RIGHT FROM THE START. THE BULL CAN ONLY WORK WITH SOMEONE WHO LOVES THEM TO THE SAME POSSESSIVE, LOYAL DEGREE THAT THEY DO. THE BULL WANTS THE BEST AND IS HIGHLY MATERIAL, WHICH IS WHY THEY NEED A LOYAL AND STABLE LOVER WHO IS WILLING TO PROVIDE AND MAINTAIN THE BULL'S NEEDS AND TRAVEL EXPENSES. A TAURUS'S IDEAL MATE WILL NEED TO BE FINANCIALLY ABLE TO TAKE THE BULL TO NICE PLACES AND DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. TAURUS GETS ANGRY WHEN THEY FEEL, METAPHORICALLY UNFED. SO BE SURE NOT TO NEGLECT THE TUMMY OF THE TAURUS. DON'T KEEP THE BULL HUNGRY.THE STOMACH IS THE KEY TO TAURUS'S HEART. FEED THEIR SOUL AND FEED THEIR FEUL FOR YOU. THEY WILL NEED SOME NICE STUFF AS WELL, BUT DON'T WORRY, THEY WILL ALSO BUY YOU LOTS OF WONDERFUL THINGS, TOYS AND TREASURES.
VIRGO
(AUGUST 23-SEPTEMBER 22)
THE VIRGO IS THE BIGGEST BRAT WHEN THINGS ARE NOT GOING THEIR WAY. THEY WORRY A LOT. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. THEY GO BACK AND FORTH ALL THE TIME AND WILL MAKE CALLOW DECISIONS --LIKE IT IS THEIR RIGHT TO FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE SO WELL ENDOWED OR JUST "THAT GOOD." THE VIRGO DRIVES THE VIRGO NUTS, WHICH IS WHY THEY SOMETIMES WILL BE THE BITCH OF A BITCH TO YOU. THEY STRIVE FOR PERFECTION IN BOTH THEMSELVES AND IN THEIR MATE, WHICH IS WHY CRITICISM IS A FORM OF BEING A DICK HERE. TO BE FAIR, CRITICAL WORDS ARE ALSO A FORM OF LOVE AND FLATTERY. THE VIRGO WILL ONLY TRY TO CORRECT YOUR BEHAVIOUR OR YOUR APPEARANCE UNLESS THEY REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU. THE SUBLTE HINTS OR WHINES ARE THEIR WAY OF SAYING THAT THEY LOVE YOU. THEY SUCK AT EXPRESSING LOVE WITH REAL WORDS, BUT LOVE IS NOT AN EASY THING FOR THE USUALLY COLD (AND EMOTIONALLY INTROVERTED) VIRGO TO MASTER. LOVE IN MANY SENSES, HAS TO BE UNSPOKEN FOR THE VIRGO. VIRGO HAS A HARD TIME PUTTING THEIR FEELINGS ON PAPER. OFTEN THEY MAKE GOOD WRITERS, BUT WRITER TYPES THAT GET TO THE POINT, IN PERFECT GRAMMAR WITH PERFECT CITATIONS AND FINELY TUNED, SIMPLISTIC, FRUITLESS SENTENCES--THAT ARE FRAUGHT OF IMAGINATION (JOKES). IF YOU PUSH VIRGO'S BUTTONS TOO HARD OR TOO OFTEN, YOU WILL SEE A VERY DIFFERENT SIDE. THEY TRY TO KEEP IT COOL AND OFTEN ARE EXACTLY THAT, BUT IF THEY BECOME TESTED, ANXIOUS, INSULTED, MOODY OR THREATENED-- THEY WILL BECOME HARD TO DEAL WITH. VIRGO KNOWS HOW TO HIT HOME WITH THE INSULTS. THEY KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO MAKE YOU CRY, AND THEY KNOW HOW TO BE A BULLY WITH THE BEST OF THEM. IF THEY WANT TO: IT'S ON, BUT THEY DON'T LIKE TO HAVE HARD FEELINGS AT THE END OF THE DAY. SAYING SORRY IS NOT THEIR STRONG QUALITY. AGAIN, THIS ALL GOES UNSPOKEN, WHICH BASICALLY MEANS THAT VIRGOS NEVER REALLY APOLOGIZE. NOT SAYING "SORRY" IS APART OF VIRGO'S STUBBORN SIDE, BUT IS ALSO APART OF THEIR NEED TO FEEL SUPERIOR.VIRGO DOES NOT LIKE TO ADMIT SELF-WEAKNESS, AND IF ATTACKED THEY WILL DEFEND THEMSELVES. EVEN WHEN THEY ARE WRONG, VIRGO WILL FIGHT FOR THEIR RIGHTS.
GEMINI
(MAY 21-JUNE 20)
THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IS THAT GEMINI CAN BE THE BIGGEST BITCH. THEY HAVE TWO SIDES, TWO FACES, AS MANY WOULD SAY, ONE OF THOSE SIDES IS A LOT LESS LIKEABLE THAN THE OTHER. IT IS HARD TO TRULY GET ON GEM'S GOOD SIDE AND KNOW THAT IT IS SINCERE OR THAT YOU WILL STAY THERE. REALLY, YOU MIGHT THINK THEY JUST LOVE YOU, BUT THAT IS A PART OF THEIR NATURAL SHOWMANSHIP, SMARTS AND DAILY CHARM. THEY DO NOT LET A LOT OF PEOPLE INTO THEIR HEART. SURE THEY HAVE "FRIENDSHIP FLINGS", YOU KNOW--HOT MOMENTS WITH PEOPLE THAT THEY SPEND EVERY MINUTE WITH, BUT THEN THEY GET OVER IT AND DROP THEM LIKE A HOT TREND. GEMINI IS HARD TO PLEASE AND THEY ARE HARD TO KEEP. UNLESS, GEMINI DECIDES THAT THEY WANT YOU-- THEN EFFORTS WILL ENSUE. THEY WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR SHIT. YOU MIGHT STILL STRUGGLE TO GET THEIR ATTENTION, BUT NOT IF GEM IS SMITTEN WITH YOU. ALL EXCEPTIONS APPLY TO INTOXICATED, GEMINI WHO WILL BE A LOT MORE OPEN FOR SEXUAL BUSINESS AND FUN FLIRTATION. THIS DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN, HOWEVER, THAT THEY FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT LATER, AND IT CERTAINLY DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH ANYONE. IT DID NOT TAKE PLACE. THE LESS YOU KNOW ABOUT GEMINI THE BETTER, AND SOME GEMINIS WILL GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO ENSURE THAT THEIR TRACKS ARE COVERED. GEMINI IS A BIT OF A GOSIP, WHICH MEANS THEY LIKE TO GOSSIP AND THAT THEY ARE OFTEN GOSSIPED ABOUT. THEY WILL BE VERY SMART IN CERTAIN SITUATIONS OR AROUND CERTAIN PEOPLE TO ENSURE THAT THEIR NAME STAYS OUT OF THINGS. WEIRD MAYBE, BUT THE GEMINI CAN FIND THAT THEY COME INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE WHEN THEY ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE AND PARTYING TOO MUCH WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE. THE SOCIAL SCENE CAN BE A BIT OF AN ADDICTION FOR GEMINI AND BEING SEEN AND BEING GIVEN THE ABILITY TO SEE OTHERS (ESPECIALLY PRETTY OTHERS) IS A HARD THING FOR THE GEMINI TO GIVE UP ENTIRELY.RELATIONSHIPS ARE ALWAYS FAVOURED, BUT THE GEMINI IS PICKY AND CAN'T SETTLE DOWN FOR JUST ANYTHING. IF THE GEMINI IS HURT OR HAS BEEN LEFT BY SOMEONE THEY STILL CARE FOR (FROM THE PAST), FINDING A REAL COMMITMENT WITH SOMEONE NEW WILL BE HARDER. THE GEMINI HAS TO REALLY BELIEVE THAT THERE IS TRUST TO BE FOUND. THEY WILL BE BRUISED, BUT TAKING THESE CHANCES WILL ALLOW FOR THE POTENTIAL TO HEAL --NEXT TO SOMEONE ELSE AND NOT ALL ALONE. WHAT YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN THOUGH CAN'T HURT YOU IN THE FUTURE!
AQUARIUS
(JANUARY 20-FEBRUARY 18)
THE EMOTIONS RUN HIGH IN THIS SIGN. PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH THE AQUARIUS FEELS. BEING AT THE END OF THE ZODIAC, BEING SECOND TO LAST, AQUARIUS CAN TAKE IT ALL IN AND MAKE CONNECTIONS PRACTICALLY ANYWHERE. AQ IS COOL AND EASY GOING UNTIL YOU FUCK WITH THEM, BUT EVEN STILL THEY WILL (IN TIME) WANT TO BE FRIENDS. AT THE END OF THE DAY, AQ IS TOO DISTRACTED BY THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD TO WASTE THEIR TIME HATING YOU. THEY DON'T REALLY WANT TO GET INVOLVED. THEY MIGHT NOT ALWAYS TELL YOU HOW THEY FEEL. THEY MIGHT TELL YOU NOTHING AT ALL, BUT IF THEY DO TELL YOU HOW THEY FEEL, IT IS BECAUSE THEY CARE. AQ DOES NOT LIKE TO WASTE TIME. THEY LIKE TO BE IN NEW PLACES AND EXPERIENCE NEW THINGS WITH NEW PEOPLE -- BUT THEY WANT THINGS TO BE TRUE, AND MORE THAN ANYTHING, THEY WANT TO TRUST IN SOMETHING. THEY WANT TO KNOW THAT NOT ALL EGGS ARE BAD ONCE THEY GET CRACKED OPEN. THE SECRET HERE, IS TO FIRST TRUST WITHIN. THE MORE AQUARIUS KNOWS WHAT THEY WANT, THE MORE THEY ARE INCLINED TO GET IT.AQUARIUS LOVES TO PLAY IN THE WISHY-WASHY WORLD AND THIS ONLY GETS THEM IN TROUBLE. PEOPLE WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF AQUARIUS'S INABILITY TO MAKE UP THEIR MIND. AQUARIUS, STOP KIDDING YOURSELF BY THINKING YOU ARE JUST THAT "COOL" TO BE WITH THE SAME PERSON FOR YEARS, AND STILL HAVE NO DEFINITE TITLES OR BOUNDARIES. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS, OUT OF THE PAST AND GIVE IT A SHAKE. PUT YOURSELF INTO A PLACE WHERE YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO REALLY SUCCEED. YOU KNOW YOU MEET PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. YOU KNOW THAT YOU ATTRACT ALL KINDS OF INTERESTING PEOPLE AND THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE SPECIAL AND INTERESTING. START TO BE A BIT MORE SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO YOU PERSUE OR GIVE A CHANCE. THE MOMENT YOU GET THE "NO FEELING" DON'T TRY TO CHANGE IT. AS AN AQUARIUS, YOU HAVE A LOT OF INSIGHTFUL INTUITION AND YOU NEED TO START FOLLOWING THROUGH WITH IT. IF YOU DON'T SEE A HAPPY ENDING TO A SWEET START, DON'T CONVINCE YOURSELF TO STICK AROUND FOR THE FALL OUT. DEMAND WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOU AND YOU ONLY. WHAT YOU RIGHTFULLY DESERVE YOU SHOULD GO AFTER IT. AQUARIUS DOES NOT SETTLE WITH PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HAVE THE SAME LIFE VALUES THAT THEY DO. THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SATISFY YOUR UNIQUELY SET WAYS UNLESS THEY COMPLIMENT THEIR OWN.
LIBRA
(SEPTEMBER 23-OCTOBER 23)
LIBRA IS THE BIGGEST FOOL WHEN THEY CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR MELONS ABOUT THINGS. SOMETIMES PEOPLE WANT MORE FROM THE LIBRA THAN THEY ARE PREPARED TO GIVE. LIBRA HAS A TENDENCY TO RUN AWAY FROM ANSWERING QUESTIONS THAT POSE COMMITMENT, CHANGE OR DEFINITIVE ANSWERS. LIBRA WILL USE THEIR CHARM AND SEXY MOVES TO CHANGE PEOPLE'S DIRECTION OF CONVERSATION. THIS IS SMART, BUT IT GETS OLD. IT IS COOL TO DO THIS IN YOUR YOUNGER YEARS, BUT IN THE SAME TOKEN, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A SWITCH AT SOME POINT, AND POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE ELSE.WHAT IS IT THAT YOU REALLY WHAT? WHO IS IT THAT YOU REALLY NEED? YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO BE FED, BUT CAN YOU BE FED BY ONE SPOON? IF YOU HAVE FOUND THAT ONE SPECIAL, LOVEABLE SPOON, MAYBE IT IS TIME TO MAKE THIS LOVE SET IN STONE? LIBRA IS ANNOYING WHEN THEY MILK THINGS FOR TOO LONG.BEING SWEET DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO --JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE. EVENTUALLY, YOUR LOVER WILL CATCH ON. AS THE YEARS GO BY, EXPECTATIONS WILL FALL INTO THE LAP OF THE LIBRA, AND LIBRA WILL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM. LIBRA IS MOSTLY A FOOL, HOWEVER, WHEN THEY TRY TO FOOL OTHERS IN ASKING FOR THINGS BY USING COY LANGUAGE OR FALSE STORIES TO DRAWN IN THE ATTENTION OF LOVERS, THEY USUALLY WIN. WHEN LIBRA REALLY WANTS SOMETHING, THEY WILL PLAY IT COOL SURE, BUT THERE IS NOT MUCH THAT THEY WON'T SAY OR DO TO ENSURE THAT THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY USUALLY DO, IT IS JUST THE WAY IT GOES. THE WORST OF LIBRA IS WHEN HE/SHE ACTS LIKE PETER PAN AND GOES AFTER THEIR CAKE AND EATS IT TOO, WITH SOME ICE CREAM ON THE SIDE, AND MAYBE THAT CAN OF WHIP CREAM FROM LAST WEEK. PETER PAN HAD HIS WIFE: WENDY, HIS MISTRESS: TINKER BELL AND HIS ONE NIGHT STAND: PRINCESS TIGER LILLY. LIBRA CAN GET A BIT GREEDY, BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY, THEY LIKE TO EAT, AND THEY HAVE EYEBALLS FOR MANY DIFFERENT FLAVOURS, WALKS OF BEAUTY AND LIFE.
CANCER
(JUNE 21 - JULY 20)
YOU ARE THE WORST WHEN YOU HOLD ONTO STALE COOKIES FOR TOO LONG. PUT DOWN THE BAG, AND START SHOPPING IN A NEW ASILE.THE CANCER IS EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY ARE CRABBY. THE CANCER HAS TO FIND A PLACE OF JOY THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE THE PERSON THAT THEY LUST FOR. THE CANCER WILL PUT UP WITH TOO MUCH CRAP AND FOR FAR TOO LONG. THE SOONER THE CANCER CAN WALK AWAY FOR A BAD RELATIONSHIP, THE BETTER OFF THEY WILL BE. CANCE CAN BE UNSURE, INSECURE AND LOVE DEPENDANT.THEY SOMETIMES FIND THEIR JOY IN ANOTHER PERSON, WHICH IS WHY THEY WILL DO BETTER IN LOVE WHEN THEY ARE CONFIDENT FIRST. CANCER IS NOT THE SHOT CALLER OF THE ZODIAC. OFTEN THEY END UP BEING THE GIVER AND THE PROVIDER, OR THE PERSON BEHIND THE SCENES, BUT THEY PERFER THIS ROLE. CANER IS TOO PRONE TO CONSISTENCY AND COMFORT THAT THEY CAN EASILY FORGET ABOUT THEIR OWN PERSONAL ASPIRATIONS, POTENTIALS, DRESMS AND LIFE GOLS. IF CANCER BECOMES TOO MUCH OF A UNIT WITH THEIR LOVER, THEY WILL LOSE A GREAT DEAL OF INDIVIDUALITY AND OPPORTUNITY. CANCER IS THE WORST WHEN THEY ARE IN A BAD MOOD. THEY CAN ACT LIKE A CHILD WHO WHIMPERS WHEN THEY DO NOT GET WHAT THEY WANT. CANCER HAS BEEN KNOWN TO THROW A GOOD TANTRUM. WHEN CANCER ONLY SEES GREY CLOUDS, EVERYTHING AROUND CANCER WILL BECOME GREY, AND THIS WILL BRING DOWN THE PERSON THAT CANCER LOVES, AND POTENTIALLY EVERYONE ELSE AROUND THEM. CANCER WILL ALSO FEEL VULNERABLE WHEN THEY HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO PROTECT BUT THEMSELVES. PROTECTING JUST THE SELF IS NOT ENOUGH FOR CANCER. THEY NEED LOVING, PROTECTIVE RELATIONS OF ALL KINDS. CANCER CAN ALSO SUFFER FROM PROMOTING THEIR STRENGTHS. CANCERS WHO SELF-DOUBT THEMSELVES TOO MUCH, WILL MISS OUT ON A LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES--OPPORTUNITES THAT GO BEHIND ROMANCE. CANCER WILL GET LOST IN LOVE, LUST AND ROMANCE. THEY WILL FORGET THAT THEY HAVE A LOT OF WORKING CREDENTIALS, HUMORS AND SMARTS, WHICH COULD LEAD TO A LOT OF SUCCESS. CANCER WILL ATTRACT A LOT OF PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE IN A PLACE OF MIND THAT ALLOWS THEM TO FLOURISH, AND MAKE PEOPLE CRY LAUGHING. CANCER WILL WANT TO IMPRESS YOU, BUT WILL LIKE YOU EVEN MORE IF YOU NOTICE THE THINGS THAT THEY DO THAT IMPRESS YOU. FEEL FREE TO SLIP IN A MUCH NEEDED COMPLIMENT, EVEN IF THE CANCER WILL PROBABLY BE SUPER AKWARD ABOUT IT, DO IT.
SCORPIO
(OCTOBER 24-NOVEMBER 21)
THE KEY MANTRA WITH SCORPIO IS THAT "WHEN THEY ARE GOOD THEY ARE VERY GOOD AND WHEN THEY ARE BAD --THEY ARE VERY BAD." SCORPIO CAN OFTEN ACT "BAD" IN A SEXUAL NATURE. THEY MIGHT USE SEX AS A WEAPON. THEY MIGHT BEND MORALITY WHEN THEY ARE HORNY AND INTOXICATED. THEY MIGHT CHEAT OR BE THE PERSON WHO CHEATS WITH SOMEONE WHO IS IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP. SCORPIO SUFFERS FROM SEVERE TRUSTS ISSUES. THE SEX WILL BE THE BEST IF THEY DO TRUST YOU, BUT THEY MIGHT THINK THAT SEX IS MORE OF A NEED, A GOOD FEELING THAT THEY SEEK TO FIND --BECAUSE THEY NEED IT, BUT NOT NECESSARILY BECAUSE THEY NEED TRUST TO TAKE PART IN IT. TRUST IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT TO SCORPIO THAN SEX. SCORPIO WILL SAVE THEIR REAL LOYALTY FOR THE PERSON THAT THEY LOVE. ONCE THIS LOYALTY IS FORMED, IT WILL TAKE AN OCEAN TO SEPARATE THE SCORPIO FROM THEIR MATE. SCORPIO WON'T BE EASILY RID OF. AS SOON AS SCORPIO KNOWS THAT THEY LOVE YOU. THE VERY GOOD AND VERY BAD SCORPIO COMPLEX WILL COME INTO PLAY. SCOPRIO WILL GIVE NOTHING AT ALL IF THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE ANYTHING TO GIVE YOU. ON THE OTHER HAND, SCORPIO WILL STAND BEHIND YOU FOR A LIFETIME IF THEY LOVE YOU AND WANT TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING. SCORPIO IS SMART, SOMETIMES TO A FAULT. IF THEY LEAD WITH THEIR BARK THEY WON'T ALWAYS GET THE LAST BITE. SCORPIO IS ALSO HIGHLY INTUITIVE. THEY KNOW WHAT IS UP, THEY WILL NOT BE FOLLED EASILY AND THEY WILL BE IN CONSTANT QUESTION OF YOU. SCORPIO IS MOST IMPORTANTLY A SIGN OF CONTROL. THEY DON'T REALLY TRUST THAT MANY PEOPLE. THEY WILL GIVE UP CONTROL WHEN THEY DO TRUST, AND LOVE YOU AND FEEL IT SHOULD BE ISSUES -- SO DON'T MESS WITH IT. THIS IS WHY, WHEN A SCORPIO IS WILLING TO GIVE UP CONTROL OVER ANOTHER PERSON IT MEANS THAT THEY MIGHT (REALLY) LOVE THAT PERSON. A SCORPIO WHO IS WILLING TO RIDE SHOTGUN INSTEAD OF TAKING THE DRIVER'S STEAT IS PROBABLY ONE, VERY SMITTEN SCORPIO.
PISCES
(FEBRUARY 19-MARCH 20)
A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK PISCES ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED. IN WAITING TO EXHALE, ONE OF THE MALE'S IS DESCRIBED AS A "LYING, HORSE-SNAKE PISCES", WHICH IS OFTEN TRUE IN THE MALE FORM. PISCES WILL SUFFER FROM ADDICTIONS AND THEY WILL RESULT TO DESPERATE MEASURES TO FUFILL THESE ADDICTIONS. THEY MAY ALSO SUFFER FROM SEVERE MOODS. SOMETIMES THEY WILL USE PEOPLE TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. THEY ARE PERSISTANT AS FUCK WHEN THEY WANT SOMETHING, WHICH MEANS THEY PROBABLY WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. PISCES IS INTUITIVE LIKE NO OTHER, AND KNOWS HOW TO PLAY ON YOUR WEAK SIDE IN ORDER TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. PISCES CAN BE CHEEKY, BUT ALSO EVIL WHEN PUSHED TO THE VERY LIMIT. THEY DON'T ALWAYS LIKE TO WAKE IN THE MORNING. THEY TAKE MATTERS OF THE HEART PRETTY SERIOUSLY. SOMETIMES IT IS REALLY JUST ABOUT HOT WILD SEX (AND HOW THEY CAN NOT SEEM TO SHAKE IT), CHEATING OR INTENSE MASTURBATION. EMOTIONS AND SEX OFTEN GO HAND AND HAND FOR THE FISH.IF DESIRED, THEY WILL HAVE TO SET BOUNDARIES IN ORDER TO FUCK FOR MERE PLEASURE. THIS COULD VERY HARD FOR SOME FEMALE FISH, BUT WILL BE MUCH EASIER FOR THE MALES. THIS IS BECAUSE PISCES WILL OFTEN EXPRESS THEIR DESIRE FOR TRUE LOVE THROUGH THE ART OF SEX. THEY WILL MISTAKE SHORT-LIVED INTIMACY OF SEX FOR REAL LOVE. THE FISH WILL BE AN IDIOT WHEN THEY GET IN DITSY MODES, OR WHEN THEY LET PEOPLE WALK ALL OVER THEM. PISCES IS PRONE TO BEING A BIT OF A PUSHOVER BECAUSE THEY CRAVE RESOLUTION, AND HATE TO HAVE BAD BLOOD ON THEIR FINGERS. PISCES DOES NOT ALWAYS THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE, PLAN AHEAD FOR A RAINY DAY OR SAVE A PENNY IN THE BANK. THE PISCES WILL HAVE A HARD TIME GROWING UP. LOVE WILL BE THE ULTIMATE THING FOR THE PISCES. TO REALLY FIND A SENSE
OF DIRECTION AND A SENSE OF CALAMITY, BUT FIRST, PISCES HAS TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO BANK THEIR MOOD OR THEIR HAPPINESS UPON THE PERFORMANCE OR BEHAVIOUR OF THEIR PARTNER. PISCES LIKES TO PLEASE PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE EXCESSIVE MEASURES TO GET A MESSAGE ACROSS --A MESSAGE THAT MIGHT NOT BE READY TO BE READ. IN GIVING TOO MUCH PISCES WILL TURN OFF POTENTIAL SUITORS. SEEK YOUR INNER FABULOUSNESS AND DO NOT STEER FROM SHOWING IT.
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Singles who have a Black Belt in Dating will know that summer is not the season of fast-paced relationships nor is it a time for making big changes in an existing relationships. Yeah, there's all those weddings to make you think, dream or wonder, but remember-- all of those weddings were planned months/years in advance.
Pinning the excuse "everyone has problems" or "I won't find anyone else" is just a shitty excuse. Love is a knowing feeling that does not go away easily. In the same token, love is something you have to trust in before it can grow and come into bloom. You might find yourself shocked by some of the people who end up together: "sheeee got a boyfriend before me?" "Heeee found love before I did?" -- why is this? If you have to question why someone else found love before you then you are looking at the idea of love all wrong. You have to know that love is about timing. Being on board with other people's happiness with be a plus towards surrounding yourself in good energy and bringing love into your life. Otherwise your jealous energy will penetrate externally, and a negative, unattractive aura will naturally repel your potential love chances. Carrying around weight from the past or "walking with the ghost" will also keep you for being where you would like to be--love wise. 
Simple equation: If you believe in love, you will believe it will happen for other people (when their time is right) just as it will happen for you. It's sappy, but it works wonders.
