Can You Surrender Your Swag for Seven Days?

 Wishing on Stars for Japan.

Tragedy is heart-breaking. It makes you feel helpless, hopeless, sad, confused. frustrated, worried, and scared. Most importantly, it puts your life into perspective. A perspective, which doesn't always last as long as it should. There is the initial epiphany, after the disaster strikes, but can you makes this realization last? When we are not immediately affected, why is it so easy to let go of new-found perspectives?What really matters? Do you effectively put yourself and your priorities into perspective? Do you truly challenge yourself to live the life you desire? I propose to you a seven day challenge of pushing yourself to a new personal limit or giving up something, anything, which you feel you need,which in reality you don't. For example, if you are someone who can't go out in public without makeup -- I challenge you to do this. Men are always telling me that they prefer natural beauty. That they are after a girl who looks good when she wakes up in the morning.  Rapper Drake is always singing hooks like, "just because your simple doesn't mean you lose your appeal"/"sweatpants chillin' with no makeup on/ That's when your the prettiest/ I hope that you don't take it wrong"--is there truth in this? All that shit you put on your face, all that stuff you wear, which you think defines you, gives you style, gives you voice, makes you look good -- really isn't doing or giving you much or is it just apart of your swag? (By the unlikely chance that you are unsure of what the word swag could mean please find a useful definition here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swag)

Looking good is in the interest of most people, but sometimes it is good to strip yourself of the things you think you need in order to realize that you don't actually need any concrete, physical thing in order to be happy. Life isn't about the trivial, the material or the vain --  but we make it that way. For most, it is so easy to slouch into your comfort zones of fortune and fabulous. To rock out with your hip posses in all black, skinny jeans and lace. Or in some cases, all label everything. It is so much easier to squeal and boast about your upcoming vacation or new pair of boots to your "friends" on facebook/twitter because life is suppose to go on? Yes, but what's the negative in challenging ourselves to give up something we feel we can't? Or pushing ourselves to reach for something we don't think we have the confidence to obtain?

 It doesn't have to be make-up, it could be leaving a cell phone at home, canceling a wax or nail appointment or cutting yourself off from shopping ANYTHING that you use or do to make yourself feel good (anything that would be a considered a privilege to a given lifestyles.) As I know many will not oblige, it simply might be an interesting experiment to test one's securities and see if they can survive with the bare necessities.

 Texting can be a social crutch just like shopping can serve as a form of addiction, and it might be tough to do, but it will be telling in the least. The test will say a lot about you, even if your like, "fuck that, there is no way I am going out without make-up." That's fine, you'll quickly learn that you are highly vain person who doesn't believe in their own natural abilities/beauties/personal qualities :p

The Star Signs and Their Swag:

Aries (March 21-April 19): Your not one to ever project a look that isn't fabulous and flattering. You like to look good, but Aries is ruled by the planet Mars (Mars is the ancient god of war), which is why many Aries are capable of living in the essence of 'survival of the fittest.'Meaning that all they acquire is their natural zest and talents to excel in life. They are not likely to be self-disciplined, they take charge and exert their ability to take control in a crisis. If they use make up, they do so in a tasteful manner. If they buy clothes it usually not as impulsive or productive as others signs, but achieved in a methodical, often calculated manner. Mind you, Aries girl and boy both enjoy having a good time and therefore possess a flare for fashion, vintage shopping, or outfit creating. They may have a thing for costumes or 'out there' attires that others can't pull off with confidence or laughter. Therefore the Aries challenge is to calm down a bit--relax you overly determined ram. Stop with the self pressure and figure out what it feels to breath in the moment. Aries is useless to others if they aren't in a good self position so when making new goals for yourself please focus on how you can change your  personal outlook and approach to life. You won't find joy in controlling others to do what you desire unhappily. Trust that things will work out, even without your ram headed push to pull forward and ahead of everyone in the game. Travel light. Stop trying to plan out the future so much, just let life take you, if you let it take you, it will, and you might end up pleasantly surprised.

Scorpio (October 24-November 21): The Scorpio swag is on the low key, but if portrayed accurately, it is very telling of the mysterious Scorpio ways. The Scorpio will be an individual, even if they are wearing what everyone else is. Though they pull off the sexy card perfectly, often without much effort,  all water sign have a tendencies to be caught in the mirror (water is far more mutable element, and weaker in fighting nature, water signs tend to be hard on themself.) For Scorpio the challenge should be of an emotional nature. Saying everything she/he wants to say. You realize seven thousand people don't know they ticked you off  or that you are still mad at them because you never said anything? Time to make resolutions, Scorpio!The challenge can also be met by taking the time to let someone in a bit closer without certain restrictions, which prevent relationships from taking flight in the way that they should. Scorpio, as often as you've read it, expresses insane amounts of trust issues, which is why they often move so slowly with their partners or why they contemplate the future in a negative lenses. They just "don't know" but they want to know, and allowing themself to deal with what's on their minds, without the fear, without the hold back could really prove to be prosperous. For scandalous Scorpio perhaps they could try to leave their pants on for a night and stop using sex as a way of dealing with your true emotional complexity.

Leo (July 23-August 22): I think the Leo lady would like to be crowned queen of the swag, while Leo guy is extremely different and generally a lot more low key. Don't get me wrong, both sexes in this sign like to look good, but Leo woman will pay the price, take that drive,  and max out her credit card in order to get what she wants. Simply because Leo woman always gets what she wants (in some shape or regard), even if there is a price to be paid in the aftermath, her dreams are usually big, paramount, growing/ever-changing over time. Just like she might have many lovers, "great love", flings etc. until she eventually find the one. She won't sit well alone, and will often always have a male partner to entertain her in some form. Leo guy is sure of himself too but, in a much more modest way (he doesn't need you, you need him). There are certainly the "look at me" center of attention male types, but the need to be swagged out isn't as president because Leo guy feels he looks good just as he is. He in his natural form is the definition of sway. This is likely also because Leo guy is cheap, but you'll love how he's always capable of keeping steady loot in the bank (even if he doesn't spend it on you). For Leo,  the challenge is 1) figuring out what you really love/want to be and stick to it 2) to do something really nice for others. You may think you do a lot for others, and your heart is huge, but hiding behind in the shadow of your loyal friends, or career hopping is only going to drive you loco in the end. Help others in order to find out what makes you the happiest because you know keeping yourself happy is the key component to a lovely Leo living. Don't always feel the need to outshine the ones you love -- being the best doesn't mean lying to yourself or others for the sake of your ego.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) : Swag is either obtained in two ways here, either you are the frugal archer who will brag about what they consider to be "the best deal ever": two pairs of shoes for $40 bucks, a dress for $9.99, whatever. While some Sag's will hide their desires for the finer things by exercising their cheap thrills, there will be the opposite types who will refrain from purchasing until they eventually SPLURGE on really expensive Versace jeans and Gucci loafers. In this case, the Sag will spend when they are on a impulsive high, but will still keep a mental note about this frivolous spending. The challenge here isn't really to tighten up, but to loosen up (loosen up the purse strings). Sag always has more money than they think they do, and especially has more than they let on. This might be the time to dip into those savings and donate some money to Japan. If your so self involved and you don't see this as your personal priority, I dare you to do something productive, impulsive and enjoyable for yourself, but try, if you can, to include others in this. If your thirsty for a new adventure, don't calculate every penny in your head. It is crucial for you to enjoy your life a bit more without this fear of the future -- life is happening RIGHT NOW it is time to sit back, shut up, and enjoy the ride. Throw away the receipt. If you take your gf/bf out for an expensive dinner/date DON'T rub it in. Do it because you want to NOT because you expect credit for it of any kind. That's tacky.

 Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You may not admit it, but there is a part of you that likes the better things in life. You want to be proper, conventional, with a seal of stamp approval. You like to be classy. Wild milk goats might play with this concept but inventing their own form of class, but either way, Capricorn does set or create a standard to their impeccable lifestyle. Even if you are a hippy, chronic pot smoking Capricorn, your still the boss of your hip house and there are certain principals that you set because you are undeniably in control. The challenge here is to lower your life expectation. Try to open your mind to things you normally would scrunch your nose at. Go out to a club and make yourself stay longer than 50 minutes. Leave your house. Wear color. Wear print. Date someone outside of your comfort zone. Do something you want/need to even if you think others will judge, object or scrutinize. You need to reorganize the boundaries of your preconceived life -- go beyond the bridge that is blocking you. Cry. Tell someone a secret about yourself. Embarrass yourself. Force yourself to do something you would never do, even if this means joining an online dating site or taking a belly dancing class. Get out of the house. Get off your computer, and get off the coach. Take those chances but don't have expectations for them and if things don't work out the way you'd like them to, don't stop. Pushing yourself more and more will only lead to other opportunities for happiness.

 Aquarius: (January 20-Febuary 18) Your swag is one of a kind. You probably have some weird clothing fetish for hats, scarfs, sunglasses, fur etc. Even if you dress more mainstream, you likely put yourself together in a way that gives you a sense of flare. You like what you like and can pull off a lot of different things, which others admire but don't dare try. Simply, they don't have your swag. The only real problem is that you are such a yo-yo, everything, including your swag, changes with your state of emotional flux. Aquarius can be the one to literally wear or express their feelings through their fashions. This is because AQ will often hide their true intentions from others. They have emotions, but they deal with them on a very private level and will only let you in if they present you will the magic key. This in itself is a daily challenge. YOU THINK TOO MUCH. It's time to take the brain out of the equation. You love adventure, you love the opposite sex, but you think too much. You are attracted to pretty things, but as they say, the hotter a person is, the crazier they come. You have to go in blind. You, especially express the role of the loner. Not to say you don't have friends, you might rarely be alone your so popular and admired, but you are a wolf in sheep's clothing. You are not as you seem. Don't save your true feelings for your best friend who "promises not to tell." Shoot straight. Challenge yourself to embrace emotional vulnerability and challenge yourself to stick to something you start. Fuck fear in the face -- you don't need it. Don't be hard on yourself -- just be you, unplugged, people will applaud.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Swag is built into the grains of sand, which construct your sandcastle mansion. You define yourself through materials, and likely don't have shame in it: give me more. Though stubborn Taurus won't admit anything that their pride can't bite. Pride is big in this sign and if you test it you will see the bitch of it. This pride is also entangled in Taurus's swag: designer clothing, nice shoes, shopping addictions, commercialized vacations, nice cars, gourmet food. The love of the luxury is found predominantly in both Taurus men and women. For example, Taurus guy is often into "his toys", the latest phone, the best computer, a nice fucking car. While Taurus girl is often like a princess, she gets her nails did, her hair did, and her shopping light is always on, even if she's not buying. Taurus is very pragmatic, so they will often "mull over" purchases, even for long periods of time, but in the end, they get what they want. They obtain, it's just what they do. Taurus can't help but be drawn to the finer things in life. The challenge here is to pull away from self pamper and shopping for seven days. Hide your credit cards. Block your favorite online shopping sights. Realize you have heaps of clothes, some which might even still have the price tags on, and it is okay to wear the same outfit more than once. If this is too painful, use your imagination and try to layer or accessorize your clothes in a way that allows you to create a new look without paying for it. Taurus is the money sign. They love money. They will work their asses off for coin. This desire is immaculate but could be redirected to something, which may seem unheard of to Taurus, like, Volunteer work? Maybe? No?! Yeah, I didn't think so...

Gemini (May 21-June 20) : If Taurus is the most material sign, Gemini is the most vain. She's not the type to rule out plastic surgery, just as he's more of a chic than he is a dude. In fact, his guy friends likely make fun of him because he likes to shop just as much as his sister. The Gemini dude usually has just as many hair products as his girlfriend, if not more. They are pro moisturizer, trendy hair cut, and fake tan. Gems are prone to detail and therefore can't help but be caught in the mirror plucking away at those unwanted hairs. He might wax his chest, or straighten his hair and deny it, but there is a very strong feminine energy here. Gem girls get along really well with males, while Gem boys get along really well with females. The challenge here is to stray away from the vain. You should go out "looking like shit", only to find its all in your head. People find you naturally attractive, but your own social insecurities prevent you from knowing this. In part it is a self fulfilling prophecy, in which you believe your swag, and aesthetic efforts make you look good. You can still be that pregnant woman dressed to the nine, walking in heels, but for seven days I challenge you to focus on other aspects of life. Read a book. Put down the shitty tabloid. Wear less makeup. Dress it down. Shop less. Challenge yourself not to make vain judgments on others  because not everything is calculated on appearances.There is a bitch that lives in every Gem, who can't always help but make fun of those they perceive as beneath their sweet swag and style. Open your heart, and don't close your mind -- see where this takes you, even if it is wildly uncomfortable, and you want to bitch about it (these words are meant to be taken in vain as Gemini may never accept the challenge.)

 Virgo (August 23-September 22) : Your swag is sweet but down to earth. You have great taste but you don't shop without practicality, and you don't over do it because you genuinely admire natural beauty. You are the type to have the same top in three colors (likely dark/neutral tones.)You don't want to stand out with your style in a loud way, you want to look good, but in a sly, chic, sexy way that incorporates basic colors and still manages to attract eyes. Your swag is simple, but some in cases, of a high quality or expensive taste. Classy not trashy.You'll take the best if you can get it easily, but that's rarely an option. Virgo is picky. They want the best, and are highly critical of everything, which is why they rarely make a "buy in." This poker expression is to be viewed in the sense that Virgo will not invest in anything or anyone unless they see a valid reason. Critical thinkers by nature, the Virgo isn't one to break from their mold of what they consider to be ideal. The challenge here is to EXPRESS LOVE oppose to criticism (and to do it sober). Yes, your cynical, witty, intelligent banter is what people love about you, but they also want to be/feel admired by you. Tell the people in your life that you love them. Try to force yourself into oppositional thinking. Instead of reverting back to your safe haven of sarcastic humor -- you can switch back to it in seven days. I know your not really one to be changed on whim, but the challenge is to show your sweet side to someone, you know it it hiding in there somewhere. No one is judging you or thinking your "uncool", it is only programmed into your own head, which is usually out to get you.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Your swag can get a bit messy. If your a Cancer dude, you might think you have style, but likely it is a bit messy. Not to say you can't dress well, but just to say that every Cancer has a "I don't give a fuck" side in which they plop their hair on the top of their head or in a dirty baseball cap, throw on some sweats and roll. Don't get it confused when you see him/her looking like a million bucks on a special occasion because this does occur. Swag in this case is often quite moody, but the key to a Cancer's swag is comfort. They don't like to be pushed out of their comfort, which might mean, "she doesn't wear pants" or "she doesn't wear dresses." He might never be without his shorts, even in winter because he finds them cozy and just won't budge. Girls here likely don't have the most expensive taste but, love to decorate their fashions with accessories. Cancer knows how to make it look like they spent a lot. They are crafty with their swag. The challenge here isn't necessarily to surrender the swag, but to surrender the need to protect others. Cancer might exert protection on others in order to take away from their own emotional short comings -- don't hide behind another person, or a relationship for comfort. Do something for yourself, something you normally never would, maybe something you always longed for, and do it big. Don't be afraid to let others in on how your are feeling -- people want to know.

 Libra (September 23-October 23): You love your swag, even if your broke you got swag, even if you are sick you got swag, and everybody knows it. You define what it means to have your own swag, the "you can't touch this" kind of style, which others compliment you on the regular. Even dudes in this sign generally, but not always have a sense of style. He just might be the kind of boyfriend who encourages shopping dates. She's a fashionista, and usually has her own personal style, which is so annoyingly well pull together it makes you green with envy. She set trends. He intimates with style.The challenge here is to direct the focus off of the swag onto your personal life. There is likely someone in your life who is looking for a clue from you -- surprise them by making up your mind in advance. Focus your fleeting attention. Or even better, be the one to get the ball rolling by making a PLAN. Yes, a real plan, something that does not requires the use of the word maybe. In fact, you are challenged to eliminate the word "maybe" from your vocabulary. Though not possible, especially for a Libra, I hereby dare you to try.

Pisces (February 19-March 20): You don't have a lot of money, or if you do, you are likely shit with it but, you'll spare what you got for the sake of your swag. Pisces is highly creative so her style is usually put together in an untouchable way-- Pisces knows how to personalize an outfit. She might also be the type to dress for male attention; knowing that she has certain curves which she should show off. Regardless of her tactics, Pisces girl will usually have a feminine energy to her style. Pisces guy, like the fish in the sea, varies, either he is a total low-key slacker type, or "he actually knows how to dress for a guy." As swagged out as a fish might get, Pisces is often careless about how they live their lives, usually retracting into their own world where they become completely elusive to the other. The challenge here is the opposite of others signs, in that instead of giving up control, Pisces needs to find some. I challenge Pisces to set a life goal (big or small) and stick to it. Whether this means going running for 20 minutes every other day or getting stuff done on time, it is essential that you search for some form of organization. This will be difficult for some fish. The challenge here could also be to cut back on an addiction, whether that be solo drinking on a Tuesday night, chain smoking or engaging in various, meaningless sexual liaisons -- it is really imperative to trace these addictive behaviors and see if you can make any grounds for change. This is all preaching, true, but even so Pisces won't be one to act on these changes, (however they might be the one giving you excellent advise on how to change your life.) They might agree, they might talk a lot of talk, but in truth they will be hypocritical at the game. Excellent at dishing it out, but horrible at taking it in. Try a dose of your own compassionate medicine for once and see where it gets you, but no, really, FORCE yourself to try!

When tragedy strikes, people tend to get a bit preachy, so I apologize in advance for the preachy "challenge yourself" crap horoscopes. Really, if anything, tragedy teaches us to enjoy life while we can. The future isn't necessarily in our hands -- we live on earth, and earth will determine the fate of our natural environment, and ultimately our lives. No matter what personal goals we set, or what we want, anything can change on a dime. In an eye blink, your life could end at any moment, so if there is something you want to do or something you want to change, do it now, this is the time, the only thing that you have for certain is this moment, so relish it. If you want some candy -- eat it. If you like someone -- tell them. Don't waste your time torturing yourself with pains of the past. The Look ahead to a greener pasture of good things to come, and the positive spirit within yourself, which is going to carry you there.

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The Fear: "I Just Don't Want a Girlfriend Right Now."

 Likely you have been put in the situation where you meet a guy (whom you are wildly attracted to), party with and often end up in bed with. You seem so perfect for each other in so many ways but despite the connection you sense the fear of commitment. No matter how many times you may have tried to cut him off (or how many times you tell yourself that your not looking for commitment either) he winds up back in your life. All the while you keep wondering, is this going somewhere? Instead you might find him saying those eight special words, "I just don't want a girlfriend right now." Yes, there are usually eight because the RIGHT NOW part is an indicator that one day he will want a girlfriend but it probably won’t be you. There may be several other indicators involved in this statement, which may honestly have nothing to do with you. When your friends say, “you could do so much better”, they really mean, in no way, shape or form would you two ever make sense as a real couple. In a playful world, he could either be The Dog Type, which is the guy who never feels his right to check out other women should be taken away. He is the kind of guy who will fuck around until one day he  meets who he feels is the closest thing to "the perfect girl" and gets married. He will get married but will likely be the kind of guy who needs to have his ego stroked, and will hit on other women, and flirt with other women, and is not unlikely to cheat. He will likely be the guy who makes it clear to you that he finds you attractive. The type of guy who says things like, "I never do things like this but I just feel this connection with you." The guy who messages random hot chics on facebook and tries to spark a flirtation because he is bored in his current domestic situation. He never really wanted to commit and therefore will spend his life conjuring up conversations with other women. 

Secondly, there is the hurt guy. He literally wears his heart on his sleeve, he might even fuck around, and a lot, but emotionally he is dead to you. He thinks all women are capable of evil and heartbreak and he is not ready to show any form of emotional commitment. He's scared of getting hurt again and brings his baggage into his relationship with you. Sociologists says men are the first to fall in (I'm skeptical of this part) and the last to fall out. So it makes sense that hurt guy will have a hard time opening up again after getting his heart smashed the first time he trusted in love. He will remain hurt guy until that special 'cure in the sack' comes along and fucks him back to life.
Then there is the asshole, he might think you are cool, but mainly you are a piece of ass to him. As horrible as it sounds, he really doesn't see things beyond that, or at least not with you, though he is attracted to you and enjoys spooning you in the wee hours of a drunken/hung over snuggle. He's not the type to answer text messages and won't keep a steady rapport going with you though he pops up at unexpected hours of the night. The fear can be found in all types of men, some simply don't want to settle for having one, others just can't be alone at certain times (when they are horny basically). Though in many cases, they don't necessarily believe that they have to make one choice. I met a guy who openly told me about his three girlfriends -- he just doesn't believe in having just one and oddly or not found women who were okay with this concept. 

Regardless, here is a quick astrological take on how ‘the fear’ might occur in each star sign. 

Aquarius ( January 20 –February 18) 

He says the sweetest things or sends you the best texts, words illustrated in a way to paint your face with a smile, but he's surrounded by women, either of the past or present nature. He is never without attention, and won't give you the direct responses that you crave. The sexual connection will be well matched but emotionally he will be a confusing cross word puzzle with no answers. You're attraction to him may be paramount but if you have reason to suspect your not the only one or that this 'isn't going anywhere' -- it likely isn't. He won't give up the flirtation either. Aquarius has been known to pop back up with cute compliments and flirtations to females of their past even when they find someone to commit to. Aquarius, instilled with fear and doubt, is often left to let his mind roam even if he eventually becomes sexually committed to one woman. I reckon that many Aquarius men engage in affairs, are suspect of cheating and contribute highly to the divorce rate.

Taurus: (April 20-May 20) 

He won't let you know what he's thinking right away no matter who you are, but if he's keeping you around there is a reason for it. Taurus moves slowly but surely when interested though they are stubborn in their approaches and won't always give into the temptations of relationship island. They are simple in that they need to eat, sleep and fuck in no particular order (but all equal in priority of necessity.) They desire a relationship that provides these natures, along with a trust (as this is a highly jealous sign by nature.) Don't think that just because he's fucking you and 'hanging out' that's he's not into you. He might just want to cuddle, have sex and talk about the new LRG clothing he bought from a catalog. He's a simple man, and most likely won't string you along without some kind of interest, though he's afraid of giving up his animalistic tendencies. Don't fight him for control. If you do -- it won't end well. He's not going to do anything that he's not ready for so don't try to prompt him. He's more so the type to fuck you and never call, and then see you out somewhere drunk weeks later and tries again. If he's apologizing to you after a long 'no contact zone', don't fall for it, he's only acting out of selfish motives.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This is one of the worst case scenarios because even if you do get an Aries guy, it usually is quite short lived. He's better alone or at least that's what he thinks. There is a misogynist hidden in many ram men who feel their soul purpose with women is to dominate and control. They live to protect themselves from pain. They shield themselves from emotions and rarely tell anyone how they really feel. "I love you" is hard to come by. He may be a lot of fun but if he's not telling you how he feels or letting you take the reigns in terms of planning some aspect of your courtship -- he's just not that into it, and it will take a world-wind of  a woman to change this fearful Aries commonality. He's a man of infinite control, out for himself, and isn't likely to put you first (or before him) -- unless you are really special. He'll use you for sex or for whatever else he may "need" a woman for (and he won't be afraid to ask you to help out with his shit list), but he's not about to shift his universe to suite yours. If you got hurt by something he said or did, remember, it's not you, he'll likely be fucked up for a long, long time and no, you are not the culprit of this emotional damage. He was fucked from the very start.

 

 Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This is the type to fuck with your head because he's not going to directly tell you to go away though he will drop hints of how he "doesn't believe in love right now." This is the sign of intelligence and reality, and because he doesn't butter you up on whim you'll find yourself trying so hard to get the validation. The non-committal types will string you along, Virgo hates to cut ties unless they absolutely have to. They love attention, and will get it from a variety of different suitors, even if this means desperately texting an old girl mate to get some late night flirtation. Because they have natural feminine energy they fight to be more masculine than they are, when in truth they are really Mama's boys. This is the type to fuck and flirt with anything until they find what they feel is "the perfect girl." Virgo is on the path to perfection so if you feel like there is reason to question his intentions and desire -- then there is -- move on, he's never going to move out of the neutral mode, and he won't stop criticizing/sizing you up in the meantime, no matter how good the sex might be.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

  The trouble here is he needs a lot of stimulation and adventure. He can easily move 'on to the next' if you don't strike his fire. He can be the ultimate player because he's charming and likes to be hospitable to the ladies. Have you not noticed how GREAT he is to your hot friends? He loves attractive women but isn't as coy about it as he should be. You might think he's 'too good to be true', but in reality he's not true at all. He's on the path of self-pursuit and wants to feel like the man of the hour. He might even remind you of what a big deal he is, which is really code for small penis syndrome. He might hide behind his success or his past relationships because he's "sooooo busy with work" and can't see you. This is bullshit as you make time for what you want to make time for. Sag will simply hide from you, in every aspect( except sexually) because opening up, in a true, true, no bullshit form is very difficult for him. You might want to try challenging him -- though if he's all over the map -- he's just not into it. He's busy, sure, but "busy" here is a simple exaggeration for,  "I like the attention but I'm just not that into the idea of us."

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Air signs are the worst, especially mutable air signs like Gemini who LOVE women and surrounds themselves with female attention. He might be that guy who feels the need to stroke the back of every woman he talks to, but his attention span is shorter than an ADD child. He can't help but notice the attractive women who are roaming about because he's not always capable of limiting his attention to 'just one girl.' He can't let you go though, if he's into you, in some regard, he'll want to keep the attention of you, and that other girl, and that other girl etc. If he gives you false commitment he can be prone to cheating especially if he hasn't mentally matured. Young Gemini is so attracted to beauty he wants to soak himself in it. The moment you cut him off, he'll come running back because behind his "i'm so fucking awesome" stance is a very insecure young lad who secretly needs the validation of everyone. If you give it to him too much he'll turn a cold shoulder (or the ugly side of his two sided head), he may have you around, but won't feel like he can't abuse you because he knows he has you. Though the moment you remind him of his tacky ways, he'll be trying to get back into your good graces, is it too late? You be the judge, but prepare yourself for a lot of games, especially of the mental nature. Gems needs a mental connection to propel the sexual connection and this occurs in any case, unless you happen to go home together one night after the bar. Drunk gem isn't mentally responsible for his actions -- he's already moved on, but in the moment feels he needs a woman to make him feel complete. I recently met a 67 (though he looked 40) year old Gemini man who said that he is married with two kids, and if he could go back in time he wouldn't do all over again. He's selfish, and he wants to travel the world and drink wine, and talk to women. 

 Libra (September 23-October 22)

He may seem so sweet, so charming, and of such a good and peaceful nature, but if he's feeling the fear, you will soon feel the shock of his resistance. He'll be everywhere (like the Peter Pan type we've described in previous blogs) but he won't be asking you to join him on his flights. In fact he will need distinct separation from you, whether that be jamming on his bass for hours at end or spending countless amounts of time with his stoner/video game buddies. Regardless he will avoid you, and avoid any form of emotional conversation. The option for it won't even be on the table, and you will fear having the "where is this going conversation" because you know what he will say. He will lay down some hippy bullshit of how he doesn't believe in labels and that things should evolve naturally and without manipulation. He'll turn it around on you so that you feel like the bad guy for even asking in the first place. You make him feel weird emotionally and this fear will be unmatched because he won't be the same to you after that. The moment he knows how you feel or that you are trying to own him, he will separate himself from you, in such a distinct way that you feel like you two are oceans apart. He will be attracted to beauty of all kinds, and like all air signs he will flirt on the side. Like Lil' Wayne he likely wishes he could fuck every girl in the world, but he won't necessarily act on it. His eyes wanders -- his eyes may always wander, and if it's wandering a little too much then let that be a sign to you.

Capricorn (December 22- January 19) 

Like most earth signs the Capricorn wants to build upon a solid love relationship, which is why YOU WILL KNOW if this is going somewhere. He's not the type to dabble and if he does, he's really not the right Capricorn for you. He is born with the ability to commit, and he's not the type to take too long to get over past heartbreaks because he craves the stability of a solid, compassionate and trust inspired relationship. He'll be a dick to you if he's not interested. He'll make fun of you and try to mean it. He won't answer texts. He'll cancel plans. He'll ignore you completely and then pop back up (typical of any man really) but he's got a need to be in charge. Because he's so set on having a relationship, he might even commit to you, but will come on strongly to other women behind your back. Telling them things he can get away with because he's "got a girlfriend." He'll be one of those, "I never do this but, I'm just so attracted you" types. You may fall for it, but if he's doing this to you when he's with someone else, why would he suddenly change his suite? He's a bad seed -- move on. Though, I know you can't because the attention makes you swoon, and your addicted to male attention, eh? 

Scorpio (October 23 –November 21) 

Well for those watching the Bachelor it should be telling enough, but for those who haven’t been watching this crap TV show, this means, blatant trust issues, and the ability to woo any woman to wonders – three at a time if needed. Scorpio doesn’t know how to let another person in with wholehearted trust, which is why you will question his true desire to be with you. The fear here is constant, you might actually find yourself afraid of him, and his ability to hurt you so shrewdly without him even knowing it --without him even thinking that he's done anything wrong. He's just being him? Chill, right? So wicked when he wants to be, Scorpio will pull the wool over your eyes because his first instinct is to trust himself and only himself. Any person who tries to take control of this will be bitten, but don’t be surprised if there is a trail, which follows because they are impossible to get rid of. Possessive by nature they still own you, like ghosts if you don’t disentangle quickly -- they will haunt you. His level of “commitment” may never be on the same level of yours if he’s showing these signs of distrust, resilience and self-indulgence. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

He’s a slippery slim ball because he is the type to make you his girlfriend, even if he still has “the fear.” Charming Pisces knows how to flirt and knows how to come back into your life at unexpected moments – they are super hard people to stay mad at if you care for them. In his case he has a way with words and text messages, you just think he makes you feel like a million dollars, but he’s too fucking wishy-washy to fit you into his planner because he doesn’t have one. Which is why when he needs you, his persistent as fuck nature won't allow you to say no, though you'll regret it the moment you do (more like the moment after because let's face it you gave in to the sensual temptation).  If Pisces wants to make you a part of their agenda, trust me, they will. They will find ways to make you want them even if that means berating shirtless pictures of himself on the internet. They need the validation and aren’t afraid to go fishing for it. If this fish guy isn’t trying to make you apart of his retro, hip, 'too poor to buy a clock' water world time –you’ll know it. Otherwise keep swimming you might find yourself a Starfish.

Cancer (June 21- July 22) 

When he’s not looking for a relationship he has the ability to be quite the brat. He knows how to push buttons and he will push them. He hates on stupidity of any kind, and will shower himself in women if he feels like he is not in a place to take one seriously. He doesn’t do well “alone” so you might find yourself doing things outside of your casual dating comfort zone, but if he’s not prepared to meet the same demands on your end, he’s not prepared to give you the best of him. Cancer, like the bane of most water signs, craves true love companionship and the comfort of a true relationship, which why they may play the field at time, but inevitably it’s all apart of a selection process. He’ll do whatever, say whatever, but none of which is destine to impress you, and likely this will only make you more interested. The crabby ‘I don’t give a fuck’ attitude isn’t code for I love you, it’s code for see you later or whenever I feel lonely again.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

He's not a bad guy, in fact, generally he hates to play the bad guy role, but if he's feeling the fear you're going to feel his resilience. For one, you will notice that he puts his friends before you in a big way. Leo has strong loyalty, and if that doesn't mean showing loyalty to the leading lady in his life -- he will stick his neck out for his friends on the regular. You will not come second to his friends because in this case the contrast between first and second is too great to distinguish chronologically. He's more likely to sleep with you and never call again, or to sleep with you and then call again, but only at a time, which works best for him and doesn't indicate that he planned it. It will usually be at the end of the night when he is done hanging out with his friends, and don't expect an invite to that party. He's the type of guy who will only show off what he deems worthy and worthy of him. If this doesn't include you he will not be inviting you out for beers with the guys. IF he does however, invite you out with his friends well, that's an entirely different story...but don't think for a second that he's not judging your performance. 

 

*Remember none of this is necessarily true. Astrology is just for fun, and yeah, yeah, yeah these insights could apply to anyone, so take it lightly, or don't take it at all --it's not meant to irritate anyone, and no you don't have to believe in any of this.

What I Like About You

Valentine's Day eh? So your girlfriend and you agree you are not going to do anything for each other this year. You both think the holiday is a waste of money and you'd rather keep saving for that trip to Mexico. Right. You (the dude) might be cool with this, but trust me when I say that she isn't. This may not mean she wants fireworks and moonlight but she at least wants a card of some sort. Preferably a really sweet one, which expresses how you feel for her, including those three special words, which aren't 'cool' to say aloud anymore. If you make it from scratch you might even get a BJ.

What's Your Birthday isn't as interested in the sappy couple love celebrated on V day as it is in the self love celebration. Here, V day is about love in a general scope -- not just for lovebirds. If you don't have a significant other, celebrate with your girls or even better, celebrate with yourself. Don't complain about being alone on V-Day because you're not. Remind yourself why you are awesome and just in case you forget, here are a bunch of reasons why you are GREAT. HAPPY LOVE DAY!

                                                  I'm only Loving for the Moment...

Aries: You can be A LOT of fun when you want to be. People love your ability to be outgoing and socially sweet. You make shit happen. You make plans and you follow through with them. You are intelligent and gifted. You are a natural born leader. You are strong minded. You are the captain. The winner. You are the rare talent. You are number one. First in line. King of the hill, Queen of the heap. You are a hard one to match as you set the bar of excellence pretty high. If you utilize all your philosophical and intelligent energy -- Aries like Leo will shine, shine, shine.


What He Might Say About Her: "She's so bossy sometimes. I feel like if we don't do things her way than she's not entirely happy. I feel like I can't keep her satisfied. I feel like I'll never be good enough." 


"She's not like other girls but in the best way possible. I feel like she knows she's got it going on and I love that I don't have to deal with babysitting her insecurities 24/7."


What She Might Say About Him: "He's just that guy who spends his life alone because the idea of opening up to another just isn't in his cards. He's forever scared -- mister cold feet --mister 'I am never getting married.' Sucks though, he's wonders in bed."


"He's such a MAN, and it's so attractive. I love that he's not afraid and shows such courage in every situation, he makes me feel like a lady because he's got throw down and takes charge." 

Capricorn: You are down to earth, hard working, loyal and dependable. You are a natural winner. You are a rock. A champion. A work horse. Killer in a crisis. You mean well, even if you can be cold and pompous at times, you really do not want to hurt anyone -- but you are honest. You aren't afraid to be your true self even if you are smart enough to know when to "play dumb". You are grounded and usually one to hold a strong head on your shoulders even in heated, stressful situations. You may not be over the moon, mushy gushy all the time, but you have a natural sensibility about you, which allows you to easily make sense of situations. You prove to be very helpful to others. Capricorn CAN DO.
They are very capable and usually you won't be disappointed if you hire one.



What she might say About Him: "He's just so dull and boring I can't see him in a sexual way. I don't wanna worry he's bad in bed."


"He's so smart. He opens the doors and tells me he loves me all the time. He wants to see me just as much as I want to see him."


What he might Say About Her: "She's hard to read. Sometimes I wish she would let lose more and let her guard down to me."



"She so fucking stable, and capable -- like those cheesy Ne-Yo songs about Independent women -- she's a boss. She takes care of me so well -- I couldn't be luckier."

Taurus: You are sensual, dependable and rough all at the same time. A stubborn shell with a sweet center. As a Taurus woman you make sure you are aesthetically perfect for your partner. You like nice clothes, and some of you (NOT all) put together some very chic outfits. You are loyal and down to earth. You enjoy the simple comforts of life like good food, good wine, good sex, and good people. You are very giving to those you love. You have the ability to take very good care of yourself, even if some of you might find you have needy, possessive and jealous tendencies in relationships you still retain a sense of individuality where you have stuff that's just about you. You are a hard worker and do your job well. You set the example in the work place and are often promoted or put in charge for these reasons.



What He Might Say About Her: "She likes to get down, which I'm down with but she wants to own me in a way I"m not ready for. She has high expectations of what a relationship means and wants a lot of things I'm not sure i can provide. I can't do borderline needy. Also, she can be a real bitch when she wants to be."

"She's so well put together - - I love her hair and all her expensive clothes, her perfectly done nails and affectionate nature. She's like one of the guys(but dresses like a hot chic) and everyone thinks she is cool-- this is the kind of person i want to settle down and make good food and babies with."


What She Might Say About Him: "At first I found him intimidating. I didn't think he was ever going to open up because he said like two words and rarely smiled. His face was not warm and welcoming. He didn't have any throw down. Romantically he's not sizing up."

"He's so big and manly and he actually calls when he says he is going and wants to see me just as much as I want to see him. He's so good in bed, strong and loyal. He's such a guy's guy, Alpha male type but he also has such a good heart."

Gemini: You are a pretty bird with an eye for detail. Your mind wanders and therefore notices everything. You are usually well put together, fashionable and born with a desire to shop and look good. People may call you vain but appearance in this case is often like a passion. Gems are not the type to butter you up because they can be intimated by those who outshine them aesthetically. A part of them KNOWS they look good. If they do compliment they are sincere, though in his case it might just be a way to whisk you away into the sack. Gems have an ability to carry on a intelligent conversation, and dazzle those around them with a witty repatriate. They are a lot of fun, often the queen/king of the party. They are hospitable. They like to take care of the guests who come over, just as they might open doors and cook for the women in their lives. The women here may treat their man to surprises he wasn't expecting. Gems love lavishly and generously. They know how to enjoy life and do it well. Life with a Gem will never be boring, they give light to life!

What He Might Say About Her: "She's so hot, I love the way she looks and how she puts herself together, and she's so generous to me. She does the girlfriend thing by the book and the sex is hot."


"She's a fucking psycho bitch. I have no idea who she really is, and it bugs me when she purposely flirts with other guys to get my attention. She's a drunken nightmare." 


What She Might Say About Him: "He's fucking two people. I don't know how to keep up with either. Maybe I should give this kid some Ritalin and calm him fucking down? I haaate how he needs to stroke the shoulder of every girl we meet. Most of the time they aren't even hot. He's a fucking facade and I don't know what I'm doing. Don't pretend like your boyfriend of the year in public when your fucking shit when were alone."


"He's so charming and says all the right things at the right time. He opens the doors for me and takes me out for the best dinners. He knows all the right people and lives the most exciting life. Also, I love the way he dresses."

Aquarius : You are one of a kind awesome, original and eccentric. You work to enjoy life because to you there is not point in staying low. You are adventurous and open-minded. You are original. A leader. You are super friendly and see some sort of value in everyone -- even if you are also capable of seeing the downfall in anyone ;). You are gifted smart, and a rare one of a kind person that people love to be around. Generally you promote a positive energy which others appreciate. You are willing to be a "friend", and are capable of finding beauty in others. You attract people with your 'out of this world ways', you can do a lot, and you can do it well.

What She might Say About Him: "It's really hard to know what he's thinking. I feel like he's really aloof and distant and emotionally twisted. He has a lot of girls that are friends, but often makes comments about how beautiful they are. His love for other women makes me think he's just not that into me."

"He's so different from any other guy I have ever met. He makes me feel like a million dollars and knows how to take care of business. He takes care of me, he's one of a kind amazing."


What He Might say About Her: "She's so independent and capable, her mind is so sexy because she knows what she wants and isn't afraid to speak the truth. Her ability to do her own things is so hot, and just makes me want her more."

"She's fucking too intense. A little too out there. She's making it difficult for me to just ride with it because she thinks way too much and is trying to plan my life." 

Libra : you are charming, cool, and likable. You have a lot of friends and a lot of insight, which people find humoring. Generally, you are a peace keeper and an easy person to get along with because you respect the opinions of others. You have a good fashion sense or a style about you that is unique and impressive. Other people may try to imitate it but they cannot pull it off quite the same. People consider you flirtatious, charming and  of good- nature. You don't like drama, which allows you to make all kinds of friends. You want to enjoy life and learned at an early age that life is about doing what you love. Whether that be painting, music, food, or traveling about -- the Libra is a sign of great exploration and vitality. They may battle the scales for decision but usually the choices they make end up in good times, especially for others.

What She Might say About Him:  "He's such a fucking people pleaser, I never know how he really feels about anything I don't even know if he does feel. I just want a fucking reaction out of him that's isn't like "it's cool, don't worry be happy."


What she might say: "He's always in a good disposition and he makes me happy even when I am not in a mood. He's super playful and makes me feel young. Every day is a new adventure."

What He Might Say About Her: "She's can't ever make up her mind about anything, which includes plans or what she is going to wear. She also has to cock tease everything that comes around. She's a huge flirt and I know she wants her cake with a side of ice cream.'


 "She got such a sweet style to her, and I love how easy going she is. She never wants to fight but just focus on the good times. My kind of woman."

Sag: Your the king/queen of travel, adventure and constant mental stimulation. Life with you is never dull. You make things exciting and like to stir the pot or poke buttons in order to get reactions, which you find amusing.There is a goofy joker in you who can be a lot of fun when in good spirits but you always try to look at the bigger picture of things. You put things into context well and know your personal limits (for the most part.) You have a certain fiery energy about you, which people are intrigued by. You above all know how to enjoy life and ration your finances which leave you capable of doing what you want. You like the hunt, and when thinking clearly are a very good life hunter.


What He Might Say About Her: "She's a lot of fun and up for pretty much anything.  I love how adventurous she is. I love how she can take care of herself -- or anything for that matter."


"She fucking cheap but then expects me to soak her in royalties. Every time she does something great she needs to brag about it. I am getting tired of validating her as the best or giving credit when she feels its due. Shit is exhausting."


What She Might Say About Him: "Every penny he spends, every thing he does, I have to hear about it over and over. He's not the best at true emotional expression. I always feel like he's keeping his true thoughts from me."


"He's so much fun and full of life. He may be the center of attention at times but he always treat my girlfriends right, and i feel a sense of security when I am in his arms. He'll protect me, right?"

Scorpio: You have an ability to leave people wondering about you because you have an unforgettable essence. You're a stinger. You have a special quality which makes you unique and empathic at the same time. People don't want to mess with you but they also don't want to confide from you. They feel the need to communicate with you. Perhaps this is because you withhold your own personal communication. You stand your own ground but are still very in tune with the voices of others. You care about other people's feelings, even if you can't always find the strength to muster the reality of your own. Even if you put things in a very simple context, your words come from a much deeper place. You have strong mental capacity, and a natural intelligence, which others trust to follow. You have common sense even if you act irrational and with time grow able to admit certain things about yourself. You're sexy.

What She might Say About Him: "He's a fucking vault -- I have no idea what he's thinking. I wish he would speak up a little and be more of a go getter. I know he's tough but his communication skills suck and I can't keep guessing what he is thinking and feeling all the time."

"He's soo sexy. I can get sexy feelings just from looking at him, and he's a really great listener."

What He might Say About Her: "She doesn't come out and say what's on her mind but sometimes she just goes a bit crazy. I feel she is afraid of love and as much as she wants to be in it she doesn't always know how."


"She's totally in control and can take care of any given situation. I feel like I"ve got this rock for life, who has heart, and sex appeal and who isn't afraid to dislike something. She's honest but deceptive at the same time and I dig that." 

Cancer: You are a natural born mama or big papa. People love you because you literally take care of EVERYTHING. Naturally protective of those you love -- Cancer (when in a GOOD mood) knows how to have a good time. They are super easy to have a great time with because they are up to socialize and tell the best jokes. As the zodiac comedian Cancer (when in a GOOD mood) will be hilarious, on point and always ready with a clever response. They have empathy for others and an ability to see things for what they really are-- though they may not always let you know everything that they are thinking -- they are emotional, no matter what they say.


What He Might Say: She's fucking mood and a bit on the jealous/protective side. She's always worrying about what I'm doing when it's none of her fucking business. Her shit has become boring and predictable, she needs to pump it up a notch."

"She's perfect wife material. The type who take care, gives me back rubs, cooks for me, has great sex with me. She's exactly the time of chic you marry one day."

What She Might Say: "He's not this wall I can't get passed. If he's moody he gets more emotional that I do and will deny sex. He's not always in a pleasant head space and this has a huge affect on me." 


"He's so loyal I always feel I can trust him. He actually like to do stuff one on one and as much as he likes to go out and have fun he always makes one on one home time for us, plus he's fucking hilarious."

 Virgo: Natural born nit-picker, Virgo is the ideal critique of the zodiac -- give them anything: a nice looking girl, a dish of food, a controversial film and they will tell you what they think. Intelligence runs high here as the Virgin likes to figure out how things work, and move through life in a methodical manner. They like to use their head first and then their heart. They are very loyal when they want to be, and of the most real people in this world. They don't fake much (really, they don't know how to) and if they do they aren't very good at it. Virgo is down to earth, has strong moral values (even if they break them) which always comes into play. Whether these realizations are articulated or not, Virgo is a lot more aware that you perceive. They can be honest, but often have their secrets. They work hard and don't like to cancel out options. They are constantly weighing people to a personal scale and looking for the best future option, and very rarely like to cut social ties if they felt an immediate connection.



What She might Say About Him: "I would just like to get a fucking compliment from him for once. One that didn't feel like a backhand. Can't he just directly say, "you look beautiful." Why is complimenting another person so hard for him. He's like fucking Hamlet or sometihng."


"He's really good in bed and great to talk to. I love that he has a brain even if he calls me out on my stupidity -- it's actually refreshing. He makes me feel really safe because he enjoys flexing his masculinity." 


What he might say About Her: "She's such a fucking nag -- and with the text messages and the constant need to know what's going on. Her anal crap is driving me nuts."


"She's so chill. I love that she's not dying for mushy gushy romance and is up for watching tv and boneing all night. She's super grounded and I like that she can be a rock to my roll."

Pisces: You've got compassion for anyone who needs it really. Even though you've got both, often you lead with your heart and not your head. Your need to be loved will often cloud your decision making process because you often want things that aren't good for you. You have a great imagination and are a dreamer. You love music are great on the dance floor. You strive to be apart of anything that doesn't involve responsibility, deadline obligation or growing up. You have gifted intuition about you, which leads you to go off your vibes though you don't always listen to them.  You've got an ear for anyone who needs it. As a woman you've usually got the right blend of femininity, sexuality, and sweetness. You likely drive men crazy, but this can be two fold (in that you might literally drive them crazy). You are dirty and sweet and when executed properly it is the best combination.


What he Might say About Her: "She was amazing in the sack but she's fucking nuts. The only way i'd go back is if i had to bust a nut -- for real."


"She's so sweet and smart and cool and there is just no one like her, and her body is unreal, like pefect hour-glass. She's got this vivacious smile and there is never a dull moment. She's so giving and sweet -- I'm hooked."


What She Might Say About Him: "Pretty sure he cheated on me." 


"He's super charming and sensual that even if he flirts with other woman i don't mind he got a sensitive, sweet side, which is hard to come by. He's a good guy, I know he is."

Leo: You are either the center of attention or modestly awesome but either way you are likely great. You sparkle and shine naturally. You are extremely generous when in love either to a lover or to a mate. You are loyal to the friends you trust and hold dear to your heart. There is a sensibility with Leo even if he/she gets caught up in the drama they can see where they might have gone wrong (harder to get them to admit this). Leo is lovable because likes Aries  because they have learned to love themselves (or are beginning to).People are drawn to Leo, either for their exuberance or ability to stay calm and keep in cool. You can be a rock or a rolling wave, but either way, there is something special about you that people can't quite leave alone. Love you or hate you, you are destine to get a lot of attention, naturally.


What He Might Say About Her: "She's a fucking crazy drama queen man, total narcissist."


"She's loving and comforting and will do anything for me. She's got the heat and the heart in all the right places, I'm fucking in love."


What She Might Say: "He's sensible but once in awhile it would be nice to splurge on something or for him not to calculate the best price options.  Sometimes it would be nice to get a reaction from him."

"Everyone loves my boyfriend because my boyfriend is the best boyfriend and you wish your boyfriend was more like my boyfriend."

Girl you the Greatest and if he say you an't that boy lost his mind...

 THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY COOL ABOUT V-DAY:

The red cinnamon hearts:

The actual old school valentines you got in school either handmade or store bought. You always saved the big featured cards for your close mates and crushes: