HAPPY BIRTHDAY AQUARIUS!!

This is the time of one of my favorite zodiac signs: AQUARIUS!!! You are the weirdo, but the most loved weirdo out there. People are drawn to your breezy, eccentric attitude, which is always up for something new and exciting. You go where your individual interests take you -- you don't do anything you don't desire to do these days. You can't live life with out interesting plans or adventures to look forward to so you make a point of living life.Your gifted in ways that others aren't. You have an ability to achieve any goal your heart desires because there is a certain indescribable magic about you -- you are a mastermind of ideas. This sign is intelligent in a way that most aren't. Aquarius usually has a highly active brain with a lot of shifting power. A friendly person, capable of making a lot of connections, though few really hit the heart and stay at home. Aquarius keeps an aloof attitude, and often puts a wall up in order to protect the self from whatever or whoever they are unsure of -- they don't fall in love easily (they intellectualize love), though will engage with you, and often times will engage when not interested because they crave experience, and sometimes they merely just crave sexual experiences.

Let the winds take you wherever you desire to go this year. I am pushing to make this the year of the Aquarius, as many have been through hell and back in the past while. Feel free to be a drifter, and linger like you do until you find something that's true. Remember there's nobody in the world like you!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

  

http://whatsyourbirthday.blogspot.com/2010/08/sup-aquarius.html READ MORE ABOUT THE AQUARIUS HERE!!!

Do You Have an Astrological Dating Pattern?

             Everything was going so great until the balloon popped...

I encourage you to make a list of all your significant others, lovers, hook-ups, crushes, potential wifeys and hot flames that have entered, existed and exited your life. Beside each write their birthday, and star sign,  you may be surprised to see that you have a weird astrological dating/mating pattern.

Examples:

1)you can only be FRIENDS with a certain sign because you don't feel attraction 

2) You always are wooed into one night stands with flattering ____ men/women.

3) You've never had sex with a ________. 

4) You've only had sex with _________.

5) You usually date ___________. 

6) You are usually "just friends" with ____.

(fill in your own blanks)

You might start to acknowledge the types of zodiac men or women that you DATE or even become friends with. It bothers me when people say things like, "no more Pisces for me." Well, "the fish" is a mutable sign like Gemini and Virgo, which means there are plenty of variation between them all. I never type case Geminis as chatty or Virgos as introverted because I will always find myself surprised.  Even Scorpio has a "dolphin Scorpio" type who is prescribed as talkative and friendly. This is a complete contrast to the usually introverted Scorpio males. I do believe that if you are astrologically compatible with a certain sign or element that you shouldn't rule them out for good. Nor should you type cast based on signs.Yes, astrology in a sense, is a form of stereotyping people through signs, but in understanding the zodiac one can comprehend that it is a lot more complicated than placing people and compatibility into categories. Nor is ignorance in this area encouraged, for example, A girl meets a guy who tells her he is a Taurus, and then asks her sign. Upon telling him that she is a Pisces, he said, "Oh that's no Good Pisces are passive in bed" (not true). And She proceeded with, "really? Sex? We just met.You're going there already?" And he retorted, " yeah pretty soon." Which, is actually a very odd thing for a Taurus man thing to say out loud unless he is intoxicated (eat, sleep, fuck). Taurus men define/begin their relationship with women through sex and if they like you they are even more likely to call you if you give it up on the first date. Though, this doesn't always mean clouds and rainbows. Taurus man is hard "get into."Most Taurus people have vaults, which rarely get unlocked and your frustration with him/her may lie in their inability to express love in a verbal way. He for example might buy you something expensive, and take care of you, but he might not sweep you off your feet in the process!

People tend to attract certain elements and usually a pattern of elements will occur (as certain elements are more compatible than others). One should not be hasty and write a sign off because of past experiences. Chemistry is something that continues over time if exercised properly -- you can't deny what/ who keep your feelings linger. If you spent 5 years with a Scorpio girl, there is a high chance that you will be attracted to the same empathic energy again - but simply in a different form--a different person. People are socialized through diverse circumstances and inadvertently reflect different energies which won't always comply to what the zodiac textbooks ensue. For example, you might think all Geminis are friendly and outgoing, but then you will meet one who is kind of boring, introverted, doesn't smile very often or talk very much. You might assume all Geminis are party animals, but then you will meet one who doesn't drink and stays at home with her cats. There is no telling to this madness, but it is interesting to see the patterns, which potentially exist.

 Certain signs are more fixed in their demeanor like Taurus. If you ever say, "I'll never date a Taurus, Scorpio, Leo or Aquarius again", you are more likely to get away with this because these signs are a lot more set in their ways. You will be hard pressed to find a Taurus who isn't a bit stubborn or control orientated (Taurus is the boss/pant wearer.) Just as it will be hard to find a Scorpio who isn't secretive about their feelings versus an Aquarius who doesn't crave independence and play time. Once I merely looked a lad up and down upon asking him if he was a Taurus? It wasn't necessarily the all over labeld LV money clip or fanny pack that gave him away--at least not entirely. He had a bull-like energy. Often or not bull boys actually look like bulls. I've seen it in girls as well. I'm sure that sounds incredibly strange but it is true. Taurus has what I call "the bull face", they look like bullies or bitches and you might be afraid to approach them at first, but once the bull gets to know you the bull face becomes tender, loyal and dependable. Not always, but often or not the Bull will show you their softer side just try not to mess with them or get on their bad side, as it is highly unlikely that you will ever be fully redeemed in their eyes.

                           Assuming you saw this?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/13/new-zodiac-sign-dates-oph_n_808567.html#s223863&title=kristin_leigh

The New Dates:

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Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

I am not entirely oppose to the new zodiac, it does make sense, however I do not know anything about this "new sign" so will most likely NOT entertain the idea of new signs in my blog. There are 4 elements and three signs in each element -- this make SENSE to me. Astrology in my convention is about the elements (and how these elements relate to each other) but not necessarily about the planets. If this blog is interested in any planet it would be the planet Venus as it rules one's life, love and interpersonal relationships.  However, I do encourage you to read about both of the signs if your sign has changed because going forward the planetary movement will affect your present energy. I stress this for people who were only one or two days between signs from the start. The changes made perfect sense, in certain cusp cases, like girls born one day between Gemini and Cancer, Aries and Taurus or Pisces and Aquarius. Yet in others areas I was completely disturbed. 

For example: Obama is not a Cancer!!!

My take is that this change makes sense with signs that run into each other and compliment each other. There are strong ties between an Aries and a Taurus just as the fish can relate to the breezy Aquarius nature, but a Libra and a Virgo are very different, just as are Leo and Virgo and Cancer and Leo. With these signs, I encourage you to still refer to yourself as your old sign, but perhaps take in mind what's in store regarding your new zodiac. People born at the beginning of September are considered true Virgos, and to see this suddenly switched around is bullshit. Certain signs are too fixed in their ways to be changed over night-- so don't freak --- you are still your signs, BUT if your signs has changed you likely have aspects or traits, which compliment that new sign regarding planetary action, which isn't valued highly in my regard.  



Georgia Nicol seems to agree that it is BS and I like her take that the planets likely have no real affect on us.We are all the same signs we once were. Below are Georgia's thoughts on the matter:

What's My Sign

What's My Sign?

In the last 48 hours, the story about your astrology sign being "wrong" has gone viral. Yesterday, four different TV stations contacted me. One of them came to my apartment in Vancouver, I did two radio interviews, and two newspaper interviews -- one with Calgary and one with Santa Rosa, California. I even got a query from Hearst Publications in Florida. My In-Box was packed for two days with questions about this. So -- here is the scoop.

The article by US astronomer Parke Kunkle is nothing that astrologers have not already known since before the time of Christ.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidereal_astrology

Over the last several thousand years, the cosmos has shifted, and the constellations in the sky no longer line up with the dates of the zodiac sign. Astrologers know this. Astrologers have always known this.

Because of this, two different schools of astrology have developed - one school, which is the most popular in the West, is the traditional school that is based on the zodiac, which is not constellation based. (Yes, I know art work for the constellations is often used, but so is a smiley face for the Moon.) This is Tropical astrology.

The other astrology "school" that is based on the current constellations in the sky is called Sidereal Astrology. This is commonly used in India.

In the beginning of my entertaining, informative and witty book You and Your Future, I state that I don't even believe the planets affect us anyway! It's all about mathematics, and the interpretation of these mathematical cycles.

CLOSING THOUGHTS FOR EACH SIGNS:

 Aries: You often look at situations and how they affect you directly. You lack empathy -- how many times have I said this? In certain social situations, and among the company of certain people you get a big head and forget your heart -- try to think about others more and how your actions might hurt them.  You usually end up getting what you want so why not show some consideration along the way? You are caught up with what you want but forget there are others who need too. With you there may not be an "I" in team, but you often look at the word backwards and piece together the word "me." The word "self" is a key astrological term for Aries, and therefore finding true connections with others will be a lifelong struggle, just please don't buy a graphic tee that says, "Yeah Bitch I'm Selfish" or even worse "I'm a Lawyer", it's tacky and nobody cares.

Taurus : You need to chill on the public validation because that only bleeds insecurity, regardless of how stable you are or how colossal you feel. Do you not notice a pattern where you constantly seek some sort of validation for your new relationship, friendship, job, or more importantly (in your world) a new clothing item, new pair of shoes, new boots? Work from the inside out. You might look great or feel like you do but, you have some shit that you really need to work on within. A part of you is trapped in your inability to open up and trust another entirely. Eventually, you have to trust someone besides yourself to the point where you are able to feel a sense of freedom. Say what's on your mind and maybe you will breath easy with relief. If you don't find a place of personal peace, it will spindle out of control. There is an old saying, 'if it an't broke don't fix it', but in your case, you try to mend what's broken (constantly seeking ideal perfection) -- move on -- you know you don't have to build up better. Instead, you can just find better. You know you prefer bigger, brighter gems any way--gems that come with insurance that you can see.

Leo: You aren't always as sincere with yourself as you should be. You get so caught up but remain super sensitive to things and people which have hurt you (unless you are the noble Leo who feels no sense of incompleteness with anyone.) How do you really feel? Leo men have the tendencies to put up with shit until they are finally fed up enough to say something. Its time to embrace the reality of your feelings and ignore your desire to keep harmony among others. Whatever Leo denies will come out later --and not in a good way.  For Leo woman, give her some liquor and it might come out in a bad, dramatic way. Address your battles earlier on and learn to let go in a sensible way that doesn't scream that your hungry for some attention. Leo is born to think he/she is important and when they don't get this validation they digress -- or look elsewhere. Make me feel great, pay attention to me, and remind me I am loved or take a hike! People don't realize how little you forget or how fake you can be in pretending your over something  when your not.  Leo isn't stupid, and are likely playing the social game better than you are!

Virgo: So many thoughts in the vortex of your complex Virgo mind but, you need to strive to find and hold onto to the positive ones. Virgo man -- your need to be perceived as masculine and superior to sappy conventional romantic shit is pure crap. You need and desire a woman just as much as your boys do. Pretending you don't want a girlfriend to seem like "the man" is old. Just fess up. You are a mama's boy who secretly cannot live without the presence of a woman in your life and no one is mad at you for it. Virgo, you love attention but are the worst at going about getting it (sometimes) you need to be more honest about what you want and need. Others will respect you a lot more for it. Stop fussing over every fucking detail that entertains your high maintenance, highly active brain. If you have to fuss over it -- it's probably not worth having in your life, and if you do feel good about something or someone go with it, and don't feel the need to calculate them according to Virgo standard in the process. No one is going to be prefect so you may have to settle for a modified version. Though using people for one aspect of life isn't fair either. If he's a total dud and good in bed -- or she's rich but a total psycho -- it is probably best to walk away and be fair to the other party involved. Don't think just about your self in relationship situations.

Sag : It's time to limit the talk and focus on the action of things you could potentially make happen.  You want adventure right? So don't be cheap and try to make it happen because you know you want it. You want something. You are always dreaming of more, of a greener pasture, so why not stake out your next claim? Get your arrow ready and aim with poise. You might be a man or woman of great plan or adventure, but it is time to put those plans in motion regardless of the magnitude. You talk a lot and are great at it, but what do you really mean? Save your impulse until you figure out what you really want to say or how you really feel about a situation. You are the sign who can make things happen -- who can really outshine people and leave a lasting impression. Talk is cheap -- let's see it.

 

Libra: You have a great ability to get along with anyone and keep the peace in any heated situation, but maybe you should take a chance on your emotions. Put yourself out there a bit more. Don't run away from what could be great and give yourself the chance to think outside of the comfort zone. Don't run back to what you think is comfortable either.You might think you are not capable of things, but in time you will surprise yourself because you are capable of a lot. You have a magical quality when you want to, but it often gets lost in your indecisive nature. You are the king/queen of "maybe" you often agree to do things you know you won't ever do. Try to be more honest with yourself and others about your personal limitations and the reality of your character. You may just always decide last minute but if that's how you are there is no point lying to yourself or other -- just to please the masses and keep the peace. 

Scorpio : We know you mean well but, you don't always have the best disposition of showing it. You keep far too much to yourself and this limit your way of life and interactions with others. You won't get it if you don't ask for it and you won't be able to make something into what you want it to be if its not willing to be converted. You've tried. You've tested and now its time to access what is true. You need to explore new avenues instead of constantly coming  back to what you trust, because what you trust isn't necessarily good for you. Those Scorpios shutting themselves off from others need to open up to new possibilities and do so without fear. It is ok to get hurt in life, it makes you a stronger character and prepares you further for what you want in the future. You need to speak up more and let nature take control. Don't be afraid to step out of your zone -- people would love for you to surprise them every one in awhile as your shit is getting a little too predictable. Stop going back to what you know will hurt you again -- your possessive nature will only hurt you in the end. You can only make the same mistakes so many times until it really starts to serve consequences.

Cancer: It's in the name. It's in the goggle search. Cancer is a deadly thing. In this case you need to cut out the cancer of your mind, which weakens you. You need to let ties break and let go of things you feel you can't because people don't realize that there is a part of you, which doesn't forget. You are in a lot of ways stuck in what has hurt you -- if anything has. You have a tremendous heart and a tremendous sense of character, but you have to pull out those qualities in times where you don't feel like yourself. Don't take stuff out on people or use your natural humor (a positive gift) in a negative way. Your insecurities shouldn't be masked in the desire to bring others down in order to bring your own spirits up. In a lot of ways it is time to grow up, get on and let go of what's keeping you back. Don't get boring -- it's also time to plan something fun and think of what your next move is going to be. Maybe it's time to challenge yourself and put  both your brain and your heart to work instead of one or the other.

Gemini : Stop giving people that look. You know the one. The look where you listen to a person with subtle judgment decorating your face. You realize people might start to think that you think that your better than them? People also know this is a fucked up insecurity, which transpires onto others. Perhaps you aren't even aware that you are doing it because Gemini is perfect according to Gemini.Are you ever alone? Like truly? Don't give people that crap that you like alone time, because even if you do, it doesn't last for long. Maybe you should try to actually take it easy sans the entourage--- right -- like that will ever happen. Some of you have been in the same place for far to long. You can keep renovating (new hair, new clothes, insane work/ sushi diet) but eventually shit is gonna get old, and feel old real fast. Eventually whatever you are running from is going to catch up with you at some point. Geminis have a really hard time owning up to imperfection. They would rather lie to themselves -- and believe me when I say that they are by far the best liars in the zodiac. Likely because they are so good they also convince themselves of their tainted truth in the process.  

Capricorn : You might be really good at what you do but that doesn't give you the right to tell others how to do. Even if you are the boss, please find tact in how you delegate authority. You might even be one of the best, but your need for excellence is completely ignorant to those around you. Don't you want to be liked too? Or is success worth sacrificing all personal relationships for? You would do a lot better if you started to pay attention to your surroundings and treated people like they were on an even playing field. Your need to be the boss interferes with your ability to bond with others. Don't get me wrong you have a solid, strong, stable head on your shoulders. You work super hard and you deserve any good will that comes your way, however you should try to be a bit more attentive to those around you. After all don't you want success in multiple aspects of life?

Aquarius - Things are about to change for you in the best way possible if you can just manage to keep a level mood. Stay with this positive tune. 2010 is dead and now its up to you to make what you want of this year. You feel better when you are out doing things, in the company of people who make you feel good (or alone) and its time to bring out the best in others. Stop reverting into your own emotional world, which no one but you understands. Start to admit what is perceived as crappy about yourself in order to morph into a better version of who are. You are extremely gifted and have the potential to really be something great if you so desire. Make now the time -- and don't fill your time with stupid dates you don't care about. You need to care about yourself enough not to wander off into bad territory. You tend to keep your distance from others, especially between those that are trying to get close to you. Try to force yourself into situations that make you feel uncomfortable -- you never know what you might meet. Take that guard down!! Do whatever you have to in order to abolish the  invisible wall between you and everyone else.

Pisces - Foxy brown once said, "cause an't nobody gonna fuck me like me." Pisces you need to remember this and stop thinking that you need love or affection to fill a void. You can fill it for yourself. There is likely someone or something you just can't seem to shake off, why do you do this yourself? Your friends are sadly along for the emotional and yet bumpy ride because you can't hide your feelings for the life of you. Moody. Moody. Moody. Your pretty sure everyone in your life thinks this person or situation is the devil -- but not to you. You see beauty and goodness in places that others don't, and emotionalize your sexual relationships and therefore have a hard time letting go. The word obsessed comes into mind. You like what you like and you can't help that, but is it more that Why? Why toroture yourself? Find something positive to obsess about--if possibe. You likely only can't let go of this person because they aren't good for you any way. Pisces will often demand a lot less and you need NOW more than ever to demand more -- because you are worth a lot (likely -- this sign is so mutual some of you are just shady black cod and rotten trout, I'm sorry). Pisces guy -- start to figure out your shit. People see through your lame attempts at being a friend/lover. Your charming smile won't get you out of everything. Not everyone is going to like you so go get over it/yourself and start being honest. You can't be ever-changing towards others with matters of the heart because other people have feelings too!

 

This Will Be Our Year

Guess what? There is life out there. It's time to remove the security blanket, get out and start taking chances. Sometimes life is about waiting but mostly life is about living, and the fear of rejection which surrounds us all only takes away from the possibility of potential life experiences. Good or bad all experiences help shape who you are and enrich your life in some aspect.You should do what you desire, make that change, call that girl, apply for that job. You are the master of your destiny in many dimensions. The only life aspect I feel we don't have the most control over is the romantic, which will happen on its on course. Many people who were never likely to take a wife have done so, just as many couples who you imagined together forever have bite the bullet. The true stripes of any person are eventurally bound to reveal and the honeymoon period fades over time. You have to man up this year and ask yourself,  "what do I really want?"  If it's the person sitting across from you with big chipmunk cheeks, flared nostrils, thin lips or buck teeth then great,  looks don't matter,but make sure it's that 'I can't live without you love' because nothing is worth the repercussion of this, unless you are merely looking for the "right now girl/guy" in which you date them knowing you will never fully comit long term.

Take the heat off the 'other' or "what I am missing" part of life. It's a new year and this means new opportunities and experiences, it also means new potential dating partners and clean slates (from looming skeleton like shit hanging in your emotional closet).  Focus less on what you don't have and more on what you do have. Yes, you might be single and just have survived the (potentially lonely) holidays, which makes you sad because T3 songs about "just wanting you for christmas" aren't apart of your snow-less reality. Relax. In a Christmas soon to come you'll get the chance to spend every penny you have trying to make your boyfriend have the best Xmas ever O-M-G. You'll get the chance to fill his stocking, tag him in dorky photos and meet his crazy family - are you really in a rush? Enjoy what you have and embrace the new year.

Below are my closing thoughts and words of astrological encouragement for the new year! Happy New Year!!! I hear it's going to be a Thumper!

The Dreamer:

Poetic,

Vibrant,

Genius 

 

Sensitive, sweet & overtly compliant. 

Pisces (February 20-March 20) 
I'm Doing Me - Drake
So yeah, yeah, yeah Jupiter was in your sign this year and this brought you some luck, but we all know the fish is always swimming in juxtaposing directions, which make them unmotivated, moody and unsatisfied. It has been hard to make something last here, and not just in duration but also in truth. Meaning, you don't always know how you truly feel about something, but you do know that you don't want to be without "something." There is a void within, which needs to be filled and if it is not quenched the fish will seek ex-lovers, ex-fuck buddies, drugs, alcohol, obsessive thoughts etc. As hard as it may be this year, the fish should work on letting go, not giving up not giving into the sweet temptations of the painful past. They often say, "you teach people how to treat you." Young fish, this should be your mantra! No, not everyone is going to like you and it will be tough, but a lot of other people will and do, but you have to start looking in the right direction. You waste so much time bringing the pains of the past into the new and therefore miss opportunities with men who are in fact intrigued by you. You have a mystic, goddess-like aura. Men find you charismatic and sexy. Fish men are persistent and fast talkers and know how to woo with sweet nothings - each sex in this sign has a lot of potential -- they simply must learn how to channel their energy, believe in themself and pick a partners which will actually benefit them in the long run. Self loathing and self criticism never got anybody anywhere. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, and start seeing what the people who love you see in you. 2011 is a odd number, and Pisces is a odd, mutable emotional gamble. I feel good things for the fish. I sense a high rise is on the way, and if not, it will comes in waves, and you know you're the best in the water -- roll with it, your surf is going to come. Remember it's just you and your board on the road to happiness whatever else you attract is just sunshine on the water.

The Mastermind 

The Weirdo

 Aquarius (Jan 20 - February 18)
 Pursuit of Happiness- Kid Cudi (Steve Aoki Remix)
This year has been a whirlwind for the Aquarius, though as a mutable sign, there are likely those who did not feel the retrograde of planetary interactions with Mercury. Aquarius may have seen sides of his/herself that they've never before encountered. A mean side which other people don't recognize or a lack of desire towards things they used to care about. Some Aquarius people may feel like they've convinced themselves that they have exactly what they want when in truth they are not satisfied. Others are simply so secretly unhappy that they seek, seek, seek and play, play, play until they lack time to address emotional wounds, which haven't properly healed. It's time to take some space to check yourself and be true with your own personal aspirations. Do you ever feel like your living in a bubble? Well maybe it is time to pop it, to break the shell, and let someone else in--someone NEW! If you are all over the place with the opposite sex, like the water carrier often is, try putting your energy into one person and see where that takes you. When you are ready or perhaps when the right person comes along you will give into every first physical and emotional impulse you feel (without over thinking or having some emo "sex talk") maybe then you will let yourself go and give into what you really want-- without worrying about what others think. The reputation you have with others is not the thing that makes you, you should never be ashamed of something you've done (or someone) or something you've lost. you are great just on your own and it doesn't matter if people give you the validation that you are all the time. Regardless, for what's it's worth, they do think you are great! Sometimes they just might not understand what's going on in your head or how you truly feel about something. You elusive, aloof, detached, lovable mother fucker. I see a lot of knots untangling for the Aquarius in the new year, just keep your head up, and your mentally positive -- you will become untangled!
               
                                           The Good

The Bad

The Perfect

Taurus (Arpil 20- May 20)
 Fuck You - Lily Allen
2011 will be about Taurus coming to terms with the past  and the changes you desire to make. It always takes a bull a long time to make a firm choice on what they want or think, and a lot of you have been mulling over things for a long, long, long time. It is the time to put those things in motion and makes those changes. If you really are so unhappy at work that you have to complain about it or anything all the time then quit it. You are a person who knows their self worth, you are not the type to settle with the brand of shoes your put on your feet so why settle in any other aspect? You are a dependable person, and this is the most important part of any partner to you, but you also want a little bit of finesse. Someone who is going to put as much into as you are because when you love you love genorou$ly. In a lot of ways you are a vault with your feelings and emotions, you think a lot but don't reveal all your true thoughts. It's time to speak up. Young Taurus has to relax her possessive nature, not everything can be owned and social validation is not the key to happiness. It doesn't matter what other people think about your new fur coat, it only matters that you love it. Fuck it, you work hard for it, you deserve it, and shouldn't be patient with any person who makes you contemplate their love. You can't take the dog out of the man and you certainly can't change him, but you can kill yourself trying. Stop being such a control freak!

The Comedian

   

The Artist

The Mama

Cancer (July 21- June 22)

 Right Hand Hi - Kid Sister 
My feelings with cancer is relationships, relationships, relationships. Cancers love relationships and every cancer I tend to meet (with the exception of a few) are in committed relationships. They prefer this, and make very good significant others. Cancers were born to nurturer, protect and counsel people. If any man is looking for a mother type or a caretaker, Betty Crocker type - - he's found his mate. Just as if she is looking for a protective, dependable boyfriend -- she's found her soul mate in Cancer. I sense the opportunities for new relationships here or the flourish of current Cancer relationships. You have been surviving well this year - the only thing that disturbs is that feeling of being over stressed to which you explode --- but that doesn't happen too often. The opposition for this side is holding onto to old ties with past loved ones. Don't be afraid to move on. You are the den mother of the zodiac and bring people together, it is okay to take more chances with your heart and let go of your protective instincts. Some cancers are really taking the next steps to evolve with their currents partners because they crave the security of a kinship. Other Cancers are wandering in a mass of unhappiness, which can be sorted in the new year if an attitude adjustment is made. Figure out what you care about and put in the work -- don't be a lazy home body, you can do better. 

The Paper Chaser

The Spark-plug

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
Sweet Stunt Positions - Days of Weezy
It's time to travel or make new pursuits. You will just get bored otherwise. What's on your new agenda? I know there is something. I feel this sign also needs to ask what they want for themselves. If you do travel, take the time to get retrospective with your self and analyze your person passions. If you are in a relationship, trust your partner a little more. Let them in a bit more emotionally. It will be prosperous to you and your significant other and provide the potential for a new kind of closeness. Also, don't be afraid to splurge a bit this year, listen to your more impulsive less financially practical side and treat yourself right. Do something you love -- just once-- and don't feel guilty about it after if it's a greasy food. You strive for perfection far too much in your life and you've got to stop. It's time to take a momentary approach to live and live in what you feel -- not what you think you feel. I feel like a lot of you are involvement in things and people that don't actually appease you to the fullest. I sense a lot of settling in this sign, which needs to appease itself because trouble will only ensue. You are a person of great adventure who seeks stimulation in others. You might be a certain way, but you don't want your partner to be exactly like you. You want them to be up for excitement and excursion but, emotionally you need a few difference. For starters you might be a very capable, independent Sag woman, and therefore require a partner who gives above and beyond that. If you are a frugal Sag you might need a more frivolous partner who surprises you and forces you to let down your guard. Also, a partner who is going to bring your internal feelings out in a beneficial way. You are constantly on the hunt but this year it is OK to take a moment and think about what it is that you are truly after, and when you do figure it out, don't hide behind your normal comforts. Whether that be staying home all the time or hanging out with the same friends you always see -- stepping away from the norm and the comfort will force you to demand more for yourself and for your life. Don't stop believing -- your dreams are passionate and possible.
                                          The Loner

The Brain

 

             The Methodist

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
 Closer - Kings of Leon
Wow Virgo! You have managed to shock us all this year, but the deviant and unpredictable behavior of a Virgo is always excepted. Many non-committal Virgo men have become sprung, some are even in relationships. Virgo is the master of hating on every girl until he finds a girl he considers "wholesome" enough for him (without making him feel too shitty about himself of course.) Virgo is already hard on themself, so in their earlier, immature days they might desire a partner who simply thinks the sun shines out of their ass. The slack of dating someone "better" than them is too hard for their ego to take. If you are in fact better than Virgo, they will just put you down. Realizing later in life that criticism is their nature. As much as they don't want ANYONE telling them their business, they do benefit greater from a constructive lover who is harder on their partner, thus making him/her a better man or woman. Virgo wants to be the best they can be and they should focus on being with someone who makes them feel like they are becoming better, more evolved, more visibly happy, more comfortable and more assertive. The Virgo doesn't always shine to the degree which they are capable of because they shy away from themselves. Intelligence runs high in this sign and their ability to criticize is their gift. They know how to figure you out -- they can see right through you, but will scare the moment you try to see through them. Do not tell a Virgo their business because their stubborn side will never fess up fault even if they know deep down you might be right. This year focus on what you want -- some of you are finally on the right path, no point in letting petty, immature or dramatic distractions get in the way of your future success. Work hard and don't fall into old patterns of settling for anything less than exceptional.

 

"I'm cooler than that guy" 

 Libra (September 23 - October 22)
We Be Steddy Mobbin' - Lil Wayne feat Gucci Mane
You can be so lovable when you want to be. You need to roll with this breezy attitude more and always. Take more chances but, also be more direct in your approaches. You make it so obvious when you want something but you don't act on it. You will shy away or say something vague and completely destroy your own chances of getting what you want or saying how you really feel. You don't have to avoid yourself in order to avoid the outcome of the actions. People love you but they get annoyed by your need to do right by everything. You can't, so do good by what it's truly important. If you forget what that is - as yourself what it is? Learn to form an opinion that isn't wishy washy, this gets annoying, especially in relationships. People do want to know the truth even if it might cause conflict, but you have to be prepared to go into a few battles. You can't avoid everything you don't want to talk about. Young Libra, stop being embarrassed by things you can't control. Focus on what you can and learn to let the small things go. People don't realize how secretly you are hard on yourself (perhaps a tad insecure too), so this year you need to cut yourself some slack. Learn to take a compliment and know it's sincere. Learn to let people love you both sexually and emotionally and not just one or the other. You borrow love in the sense that you get it from various people and places but a little focus onto one person or project wouldn't hurt.

                                                                 The Sexy

                                                   The Stinger

                                                
  Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
  Black and Blue - Mike Snow
Your patience is appreciate when you exercise it. When you don't  -- watch out. Patient, sweet you is more successful than wicked you. For some, something really big and great is due, for others you need to stop enabling what you think you love/need. You don't really need it. You cannot make something or someone change through your own coaxing and fantastic ideals -- people need to devise remedies for themselves first. Your remedy is not curing the sick, sorry Scorpio your just too selfish of a person to do that. So don't love possessively - take the time to think about yourself (get back to that person if you've lost touch with it) and find that fun, free, spirit within yourself that will never settle on their desires. Giving into temptation is easy here because the attachments you make are not able to be broken with minimal effort. Tread water with your feelings, and try to bring them out, but in a tactful way. Not in a drunk rage. Not with anger or with drama but with sincerity. Also you need to love what you do so starting mastering ways in which you can achieve this. Take some time off if you've been feeling overworked and learn to forgive those that have done you wrong. Life is too short to dislike someone over something trivial. Don't lose faith in the people who care about you because it not worth it. Learn to trust people a bit more. So what if they let you down? It will only built your character in a positive way if you chose to let it.

King of The Jungle

The Star

Leo (July 23- August 22)
 Blazin - Nicki Minaj feat Kanye West
You are never without love in your life and you need to focus on that. Forget the love lost in the past, continue to move forward and embrace the light that is waiting for you. You were born to shine, but it is time to figure out where you could really make the best use of your light. What are you passions? What really makes you happy? Leo is a seriously hard worker, but will get lazy if it is not something they LOVE to do. They need to feel like they are kicking ass at their job but they also need to enjoy it. You have so many talents and have a lot of opportunities this year for exciting changes. New relationships becoming serious, marriage proposals, fireworks on the beach. Leo needs to find a happy temperament and learn to let the past die. If the the ego gets bruised the lion/lioness will not digress until they feel redeemed but, sadly there will always be those situations which (the king of the jungle) cannot control. Let those fucking bygones be bygones and move on - there is a lot of good in store if you focus your energy onto it!

The Champ 

 Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
 All of The Lights - Kanye West
You tire yourself with daily stresses and work routine but, it is time to ask yourself if you are truly happy? There are days you don't feel alive (especially in your eyes) and this needs to change. You need to start ticking and not fear the repercussions of your internal clock. Stop worrying that you are getting old or being jealous of people younger than you.You never let others know all your private thoughts, just as there is a wall between you and what you want. Work on removing this wall and accept that life isn't always going to follow the demands of your structured lifestyle or daydreams. You are ideal and seek idealism, and you can find this if you stop trying to seek better in both others and yourself. You are enough. Capricorn like Cancer is a big, long-term relationship sign. Casual sex rarely works here and most Capricorn men have had at least one long-term serious love in their past. It's great that the milk goat possesses a need for stability and solid, loyal friendships but seeking new adventures is key here. Even if it means staying in your boring six year relationship and doing something out of the blue together. Whatever you do Capricorn, the success you seek in life is noted-- just add a dash of spice and you'll be smooth sailing!

First In Line

 Aries (March 21- April 19)
  Trust - The Generationals
You have sexual behavior and personal thoughts, which you share with no one. There is a level to which you will love a person and then you cut off. Your pride interferes with your heart on many levels. Your emotional distance is your biggest downfall because you don't truly know how to fight for the things you need in life. Instead you seek plan, work and adventure to fill you with endeavors which make you feel more complete yet, your not truly complete with yourself. Your stubborn streak needs to be erased and you need to know that being the best isn't everything. You aren't always going to win every fight, people won't always let you wear the pants and your not always right. Letting this guard down will allow people to see your lovely, charming, intelligent and fun side, which doesn't come off as competitive or arrogant. You are very good at playing the part. Sweet you may seem, but beneath that lies a desire to be deviant, and perhaps a tendency to be insincere. It is time to be real with yourself. Be fair to your partner, if you know something you are doing or aren't doing is hurting them -- try to fix it. If you love him/her are they really worth hurting? Lying to? Is it worth lying to yourself? Gut check time Aries!

The Pretty,

 

Two Faced,

 
Gift. 

Gemini (May 21-June 22)

 Only Girl In The World - Rhiannon
This sign is so fricking mutual it is frightening. You never know what you are going to get here -- anything is possible (especially regarding the variety of personality types), and because anything is possible the Gem has the ability to get really out of control. 2010 wasn't your best year. Sure maybe you had some good jams, partied, slept with some hotties and took some cute pics. Maybe you did really well at work, did volunteer work or organized a sweet fashion show, but it doesn't mean you are complete. Some of you are simply unhappy and surfacing for ways and things to appease the itch of having to deal with what is really bugging you. You don't have to be funny and witty all the time. The need to please needs to decrease this year (its phony and people see through it.) Consider this as you work towards making yourself happy (in a more naturalistic fashion) without the party following behind you. Don't hide behind a guy/girl or behind sex because you know that won't fix it. You are all generally attractive and flirtatious and thus attract a lot of suitors, friends and secret admirers, but you need a deep mental connection. Stop going for the hunk, he's not your knight -- Tits Maggee is not your beauty queen. Steer away from the vain --- you know you like pretty things and are the best sign to acknowledge detail (Virgo is big on detail as well), but you will more happy in the long run with a partner who can make you laugh and keeps up with your intelligence. Which let's face it (in it's own right) is pretty up there!